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PREGAME: Rd 22 vs Sydney

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4 minutes ago, Kent said:

You missed the great Collingwood  Game Bitter

From where I was it was unwatchable

Thankfully I was also roughing it in the mulga at that time

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    17 hours ago, old dee said:

    That pretty much covers it Bbo. 

    BBO is not living up to his last name> Optimistic

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    23 hours ago, Docs Demons said:

    All you Melbourne people need to get to the ground this Friday night and support the Dees. Lets have more people there than Sydney as last 2 home games were poorly attended by us. I can't as based in Qld but I reckon we have a big chance in this one. Been playing some ordinary footy but only just getting beaten so tidy up some basic skill errors, look for our players for a change when we win the ball (which we do often) and come home with the bacon.

    Ever considered house swapping Doc?  Starting this Friday!

    Edited by Rusty Nails

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    21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Indeed od!! 

    We’ve never been reticent to pay/trade overs

    [censored].  I’m getting really depressed 

    I was hoping to watch the Test but it will probably be washed out

     

    5 hours ago, Docs Demons said:

    BBO is not living up to his last name> Optimistic

    He also predicted the bloody wash out! 

    Might be time to erase that 'Optimistic' ending and just go with Uncle Bitters!

    Edited by Rusty Nails

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    WOW!  We take out 3 players who are over 190cm and bring in 2 who are about 175cm (Spargo, Chandler).  2 other sub 178cm players (Viney, JKH) are in the side and other additions: ANB and Stretch aren't exactly tall at 180cm.  Then there is Jones who is also 180cm.

    We have gone from giants to pigmys!

    Expect a big loss - except Sydney is also tanking!

    Edit: we are going to be physically monstered.  Sydney has two 'short' players Jack and Papley who are both 178cm but strong.  We will be like lambs to the slaughter.

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    Just now, Lucifer's Hero said:

    WOW!  We take out 3 players who are over 190cm and bring in two who are about 175cm.  And bring in ANB and Stretch with JKH already in the team.  Expect a big loss.

    got to have the players to replace them with and don't say Preuss and Keilty

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    Hunt dropped. Cannot say it is undeserved. He has been playing like a guy who is just seeing the season out. Some disgraceful positioning and pressure efforts. I hate to say it, but he could be traded come the end of the year.

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    4 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

    WOW!  We take out 3 players who are over 190cm and bring in two who are about 175cm.  And bring in ANB and Stretch with JKH already in the team.  Expect a big loss.

    Midget side, how are we going to win with no talls? 

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    3 minutes ago, sisso said:

    Midget side, how are we going to win with no talls? 

    Protect the front and centre of packs and bring the ball to the ground.

    Plenty of switching of play and run, run, run! 

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    Maybe Chandler ha been brought in as a chop out for max at the end of each quarter. Not a hell of a lot of talls in there to move into the ruck for a bit.

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    2 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:

    Ever considered house swapping Doc?  Starting this Friday!

    Born and Breed in Melbourne's east. Was transferred for work in 90's and have no need to go back. Kids and Grand Kids now up here. So as far as house swapping it's a big no.

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    11 minutes ago, BAMF said:

    Hunt dropped. Cannot say it is undeserved. He has been playing like a guy who is just seeing the season out. Some disgraceful positioning and pressure efforts. I hate to say it, but he could be traded come the end of the year.

    Won't be any interest 

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    This side is up there with the late sixties when Tassie Johnson was our tall.

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    Absolutely staggering selection.

    Wtf is going on?

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    8 minutes ago, sisso said:

    Midget side, how are we going to win with no talls? 

    That's why we brought Spargo in, siss. By the way he plays, he obviously believes he's a KPF.

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    11 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

    WOW!  We take out 3 players who are over 190cm and bring in two who are about 175cm.  And bring in ANB and Stretch with JKH already in the team.  Expect a big loss.

    I thought Petty did a shoulder last week but what is OMac’s injury? We couldn’t go smaller if we tried, maybe Pruess was an option just to have a tall up forward. 

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    Weakest team we have fielded all year, bar none!  If we win, I'll eat my Demon beanie (or some of it anyway), and put the video on here for all to see.  Cheers!

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