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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - ADAM TOMLINSON

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Jack Newnes make sense. And I truly hope that @Dee tentionย isn't making this up for [censored] and giggles.

Newness would add experience body but also high leadership qualities. Was inducted into leadership group at 21 years old.

This has Alan Richardson influence written all over it if true.ย 

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37 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Hmm.ย 

Not bloody Sam Jacobs?!

S Jacobs > sauce > tomato sauce > napoli sauce > basil required ingredientย 

Tell me Iโ€™m wrong!

Youโ€™reย wrongย 

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Edited by Demons11

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there's not that many free agents left; lots have retired or been re-signed

restricted:

  • cam ellis-yolmen
  • sam jacobs
  • jamie elliott
  • mark baguley
  • jed bews
  • tom nicholls
  • adam tomlinson
  • matthew buntine
  • sam reid
  • paul puopolo
  • matt broadbent
  • jack newnes
  • fraser mcinnes
  • fletcher roberts
  • tory dickson

unrestricted:

  • david mackay
  • richard douglas
  • ben reid
  • harry taylor
  • grant birchall
  • ryan schoenmakers
  • shaun burgoyne
  • todd goldstein
  • justin westhoff
  • travis boak
  • shaun edwards
  • david armitage
  • jarryn geary
  • chris masten
  • will schofield

i refuse to believe boak or edwards will leave their clubs

if we were to get elliott and tomlinson that'd be good; of this list newnes or possibly masten (or dickson?) wouldย be next cabs off the ranks but...underwhelming

Edited by whatwhatsaywhat


9 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

Tomlinson will be a good get for us.

Why?

We've got enough players who can't find a position and can't find the ball.

Why get another one?

Edited by rjay

1 hour ago, Demons11 said:

FA

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1 hour ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

ย 

  • cam ellis-yolmen
  • sam jacobs
  • jamie elliott
  • mark baguley
  • jed bews
  • tom nicholls
  • adam tomlinson
  • matthew buntine
  • sam reid
  • paul puopolo
  • matt broadbent
  • jack newnes
  • fraser mcinnes
  • fletcher roberts
  • tory dickson

ย 

unrestricted:

  • david mackay
  • richard douglas
  • ben reid
  • harry taylor
  • grant birchall
  • ryan schoenmakers
  • shaun burgoyne
  • todd goldstein
  • justin westhoff
  • travis boak
  • shaun edwards
  • david armitage
  • jarryn geary
  • chris masten
  • will schofield

Sorry, but Edwards aside, none of those names overly excite me.

ย 
8 hours ago, Roger Mellie said:

Please not Brandon Ellis

Thatโ€™s the only player I can come up with the clue given.

basil โ€”โ€”โ€” B Alisย 

20 hours ago, faultydet said:

Who will he replace, and how will it make us a better side?

I'll have a crack at this. As a wingman (specifically), he could replace just about anyone that's played (and failed) there this year. This includes Lewis, Jones, Brayshaw, Hunt, Baker, Stretch, ANB, JKH, TMac.

I'm not saying we're getting a gun, not by any stretch. But we get him for nothing and as long as we don't pay too much for him or give him a contract into his 30's we're getting at worst an upgrade on our dwindling depth. He would have to be on peanuts at GWS with that star-studded list.

We could also use his versatility to play forward or back. Hell, he couldn't have been worse than Hibberd in the backline if fed the ball and used as a distributor.

The added runย appeals.

Langdon onย one wing and him on the other would be orright!


Basil--Jamie Oliver--Jamie Elliot?

A handy point

Carlton and St Kilda respectively have come hard for Tomlinson while he's been contracted the last 3 seasons

Both were willing to deal picks 8-12 from memory. He's a good player

9 hours ago, Demons11 said:

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Basil Fawlty?ย 

'Don't mention free agency. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it...'ย 


Basil > Fawlty Towers > Monty Python > Newt scene from Holy Grail > Newnesย 

Edited by BigMacjnr

Basil = Herb = Elliott = Jamie?

Am I right @Demons11 ?

13 hours ago, ding said:

Haha after its announced doesnt count ?

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It does if you are whyl apparentlyย 

Ellis yolman is handy player.

I wouldn't mind seeing him in the red and blue next year.

Is he still uncontracted?


1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Looks good in a Dees jumper.

AdamTomlinson2020.png

Everyone looks good in a Dees jumper!

13 minutes ago, 3183 Dee said:

Everyone looks good in a Dees jumper!

Except me.ย  My jumper mysteriously keeps shrinking and getting tighter every season.

ย 
16 hours ago, Demons11 said:

And......... indeed. ย ย 

Cant post yet but will in timeย 

ย 

Come on mate,ย get the riddles out and see how we go...

15 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Except me.ย  My jumper mysteriously keeps shrinking and getting tighter every season.

Stop hitting the roids then @demonstone


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