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Before this game I thought "Hipwood's just gonna destroy us."

Midway through the 3rd I though "Nah we've done alright."

Hipwood's just destroyed us.

 

[censored] hell Goodwin! You recruited May to play on the big forwards and yet you stick a 4th gamer on him

Atrocious coaching

 
6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I’m going to give Gawn a break. Oliver has also been horrible. Dumb handballs, unaccountable, now two way running. 

Our midfield needs an absolute rocket. The worst performance I’ve seen from them all year, which says a lot. 

Spot on. Again with the exception of Gawn, all have been absolutely shizen 


Dumb coaching loses it again 

28 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Gus another great example there of playing on at the worst time with NOBODY forward of himself to give off to.  Didnt even assess.  Just manically decided im going to play on no matter what.

Goody??

All he had to do was hold up for a couple of seconds and he had a player inside 50 with a paddock to lead in to. Plays on without looking and turns it over. So frustrating, they just have no composure whatsoever

 
2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

[censored] off Goodwin. What a hack coach!

You're happy to write that about Goodwin but oh no Oscar McDonald is off limits?


Oliver and Brayshaw given a football lesson today. Harmes has played a tagging role but has had little support.

 

Just now, ignition. said:

Why Was Petty still on Hipwood at the start of the fourth. [censored] I'm over Goodwin.

That pretty much sums up Goody.  I was over him after Rnd 5.

Team is devoid of skills and poise/polish.  Just the usual crash bash rubbish.

Goodwin always expects his luck to turn. It takes him far too long to change things up. I don't like saying it, but his gambling addiction mentality hurts us. He's a great assistant and clubman, but senior coach, no.


Well at least I don't have read the trippers on here talking about our finals aspirations anymore.


Wow Smith.  I can see really why they call you Bull, the way you always compete.

Tim Smith isn’t afl standard. Time to [censored] him off and bring Pruess in as a tall option and take some pressure off Gawn.

 
1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

ANB been ok

Otherwise correct

Id say everyone cr1p bar Salem..Harmes and may.

1 minute ago, DaveyJones'sLocker said:

Last 7 free kicks Brisbane 

Just do not want to pay even obvious ones to us.


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