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Gawn can’t jump. Park him fwd and put t Mac in the ruck

And seriously Frost! How the [censored] can u argue that [censored]!

17-3 center clearences.. [censored] disgusting our mids

 

That was not a push in the back free kick, btw.

Our midfield are shocking.  BEaten in every contest, not covering dangerous opp players.

Sheesh

Allowing man bun stick man to kick 4 in that quarter?

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

And that’s the winner. 

Goodwin make a move. Seriously this coach! 

Biggest fraud in the entire industry. Been saying it for ages.


We would’ve won this game an hour ago if we could even halve centre clearances. Our centre bounce work has been pathetic.

Clarry's finish today has been mostly shizen other than one easy short pass inside 50 that found a target.

Seriously need to fix that or he'll be known as a ball getting beast but at the same time a turnover king offsetting the good work.

I reckon Gus is gone.  And T-Mac also.  Time to trade both.  Seriously flawed teasers who will never take us to the promised land.

Edited by Rusty Nails

 
Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Game over.

Oliver, Gawn, Harmes, Brayshaw..

All [censored] terrible!!

I’m going to give Gawn a break. Oliver has also been horrible. Dumb handballs, unaccountable, now two way running. 

Our midfield needs an absolute rocket. The worst performance I’ve seen from them all year, which says a lot. 

Need to have serious look at the midfield. The centre clearance stats are killing a team that supposedly has a dominant ruckman.

Like our forward line and the gameplan it doesn't work


How can someone that looks like that and is named Eric be dominating us like he is? Eric! 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

Just now, buck_nekkid said:

That was not a push in the back free kick, btw.

Our midfield are shocking.  BEaten in every contest, not covering dangerous opp players.

Sheesh

Allowing man bun stick man to kick 4 in that quarter?

Mate it was a clear push. Had 2 hands on his back.

Oliver was clearly held by the arm and unable to contest the ball, but no holding the man for Melbourne players. On the other hand a Brisbane player gets brushed and wins a free kick. Rubbish, umpires.


This is just so typical at no stage could you have any confidence. The good aspect at some stage there need to be acceptance the last seven years of rebuild has been a farce. Same mistakes happening for years it never changes. Putting aside school yard errors the over possessing of the football particularly in the middle is pathetic. Whilst Goodwin is coach expect many more years of this garbage. Being bottom three is about right.

Just now, Deestroy All said:

Back to Adelaide hopefully. 

Its Ok we are on a journey   (can hear the after match presser now)    

Stoppage coaches instructions: If we win the ball in a pack everyone stand completely still and make sure you handball to someone with at least two opponents on them. Combined iq of this club is well below average, well well below, coaches especially.


Midfield are getting a toweling. Coach has to swing a change. Sticking a tackle in the middle might help. Max is on one leg. Couldn’t really jump for half that quarter. Not until it warmed up a bit. We shoot ourselves in the foot too often 

 

I can wear getting beat ,but to chuck it in like some seem to be doing ps me off

Hipwood looks like a background extra from Muriel's Wedding.


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