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12 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Max Gawn, Nathan Jones, Jake Melksham, Clayton Oliver, Jack Viney

I reckon TMac and Brayshaw stiff to miss. 

Given Brayshaw’s played more games than Viney I’d imagine he’ll poll better. I was about to say if it’s maximum 5 per team then fair enough but Geelong get seven (most of any team). Someone wanna explain that to me?

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7 minutes ago, Pates said:

Given Brayshaw’s played more games than Viney I’d imagine he’ll poll better. I was about to say if it’s maximum 5 per team then fair enough but Geelong get seven (most of any team). Someone wanna explain that to me?

I'm not sure but maybe captains get an automatic invite. 

 
3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I'm not sure but maybe captains get an automatic invite. 

Pretty sure this is correct, as they were making a big deal about Lynch not going for the Suns

14 minutes ago, Pates said:

Given Brayshaw’s played more games than Viney I’d imagine he’ll poll better. I was about to say if it’s maximum 5 per team then fair enough but Geelong get seven (most of any team). Someone wanna explain that to me?

most teams have 5. captains and past winners automatic selections. Danger Ablett and Selwood all  auto selections then they have 4 others. we have 2 captains hence 3 other invitees


17 minutes ago, Pates said:

Given Brayshaw’s played more games than Viney I’d imagine he’ll poll better. I was about to say if it’s maximum 5 per team then fair enough but Geelong get seven (most of any team). Someone wanna explain that to me?

I suspect captains and past winners get an automatic gong. Geelong has two winners and Richmond one which seems to be a possible explanation why they have seven and six respectively?

I dare say it’s due to the fact we could be playing in a Grand Final and they want all captains there from the remaining 4 teams so Bruce can creep up behind them and whisper in their ears..

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1 minute ago, Radar Detector said:

I suspect captains and past winners get an automatic gong. Geelong has two winners and Richmond one which seems to be a possible explanation why they have seven and six respectively?

I did consider that, so I guess they place them as separate to the usual invitees then. 

 

If anyone has a barcode to the Brownlow they are not using can you PM me?  I especially want to sit next to some wag with bad eyesight.


19 hours ago, Demonland said:

Max Gawn, Nathan Jones, Jake Melksham, Clayton Oliver, Jack Viney

I reckon TMac and Brayshaw stiff to miss. 

2019 Brownlow night invitees .  Gawn,  Viney Clarry  Harmes, Angus and ( Hollywood ) Petracca

Lets just hope they bring Charlie home.

2 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

If anyone has a barcode to the Brownlow they are not using can you PM me?  I especially want to sit next to some wag with bad eyesight.

Caro awaits your PM 

1 hour ago, nosoupforme said:

2019 Brownlow night invitees .  Gawn,  Viney Clarry  Harmes, Angus and ( Hollywood ) Petracca

You taking the captaincy off N Jones at the end of this season? 


3 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

If anyone has a barcode to the Brownlow they are not using can you PM me?  I especially want to sit next to some wag with bad eyesight.

I would, but I'm a bit suspicious that you might be a Carlton supporter looking for a cheap ticket to the draft instead.

Can you provide proof?

Gus will be our 3rd highest vote getter and poll double figures easily.  Surprised he wasn't invited.

Let’s hope our invitees are drinking water on the night.

28 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Let’s hope our invitees are drinking water on the night.

As long as it's not from the bath ?


13 hours ago, Pates said:

Given Brayshaw’s played more games than Viney I’d imagine he’ll poll better. I was about to say if it’s maximum 5 per team then fair enough but Geelong get seven (most of any team). Someone wanna explain that to me?

Selwood is taking Danger as his date.  not sure which one is wearing the dress though

On 9/17/2018 at 10:45 PM, nosoupforme said:

2019 Brownlow night invitees .  Gawn,  Viney Clarry  Harmes, Angus and ( Hollywood ) Petracca

Well that just says so much about what a joke the AFL is.

Neville Jetta is one of 4 nominees for the Stynes Medal, also presented on the night, he isn't going to get that award though because he isn't invited. Of course the other 3 are. I'm sure the people making these decisions aren't racist they probably just don't care.

The AFL - an organisation of idiots led by an incompetent fool.

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On 9/17/2018 at 8:53 PM, Beetle said:

I dare say it’s due to the fact we could be playing in a Grand Final and they want all captains there from the remaining 4 teams so Bruce can creep up behind them and whisper in their ears..

As long as he keeps it to just that. We're in the era of #metoo. Bruce wants to be careful.

Geelong Richmond & Hawks tables will need extra security for that reason.

On 9/18/2018 at 7:46 AM, Petraccattack said:

Gus will be our 3rd highest vote getter and poll double figures easily.  Surprised he wasn't invited.

Without looking at any predictors or form guides im tipping j.hogan 3 votes to jump out of the blocks early followed by c. Oliver 2 votes then when the media were all over the aa ruckman the umpires will realize they shouldn't be handing out votes because they struggle with the job they have and have no clue how to judge footballers and just vote for the midfielder they see get the ball most so will jump on the media hype and the leader board will finish m.gawn 3 votes c.oliver 2 votes with razor fan boying  over a.brayshaw 1 vote after the low five. T.Mac will be referred to as Tomald once more by a channel 7 former player battling early onset dementia caused by concussions (was it bt or frawley? If anyone is affected or family member affected by this terrible disease please dont take offence or personally, it is intended as light hearted) Fooling all channel 7 big wigs he is popular and deserves more air time and we will return to calling him Tomald and he will probably pip j.hogan for 4th with hogans strong start holding onto 5th.


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