Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

 

Hope we can win on Friday night? They can go back down the toilet they came out from, oh and take Kenett with them.?

 

I thought we hated the Hawks because we have beaten them about five times in 50 years.

5 minutes ago, Tony Tea said:

I thought we hated the Hawks because we have beaten them about five times in 50 years.

Certainly a good reason.


That particular bump on Robbie...was actually a sandwich... Dipper one side...guess who the other !! ???

I hate Hawthorn for the following reasons: Leigh Matthews, Don Scott, Robert Dipierdomenico. I've always hated brutal thugs. I don''t care how talented they were, the bottom line is they maimed people and in any other sport their actions would be rightfully classified as Assault.

55 minutes ago, deebug said:

Hope we can win on Friday night? They can go back down the toilet they came out from, oh and take Kenett with them.?

I have heard some woeful sledges in my time but this one takes the cake. Surely you can do better than that?

 
52 minutes ago, Tony Tea said:

I thought we hated the Hawks because we have beaten them about five times in 50 years.

This is the only reason i have any angst against them. They hay bullied us big time in the last 10 years. Their fans have become increasingly smug too.

Time for a new sheriff. 

(inset gif of oliver running through selwood and/or jetts crushing selwood and/or Weids crismashing Dangerfield - and giving him a mouthful - or any one of VB's involvements in the same game.)


Not sure why I'm supposed to hate them for the merger, good on them for blowing it up.


58 minutes ago, reynolds46 said:

premierships since I was born

HFC 12

MFC  0

 

 

Yep, and they have no respect for us what so ever both on and off the field, smug players and supporters.  We have been their bunny for 30 years

Because their success has had no humility with it, no grace and no modesty.

When 50yo Hawks supporters talk about having to survive the bad years I become incandescent with rage, usually I finish with - when you haven't won a flag for over 50 years come back to me because currently you are talking out of the wrong hole.

21 minutes ago, Demonised said:

Because their success has had no humility with it, no grace and no modesty.

Personally i cant hold that against them.

When we win a GF im gonna be the person who everybody goes out of their way to avoid. I will go to work wearing MFC gear every day, walking around with my chin up in the air like Toby Green, and talk up my teams' premiership every single [censored] opportunity i get.

Im over 50 and have never seen a premiership so i will make the absolute most of it. Humility ,grace and modesty can wait for the 3rd cup in a row.

:P

Because most of their fans are arrogant toss bags who go to two games a year and know about 4 players, but walk around acting as though they are the sole reason for the club's success.

Most of their players have never bothered me.


Everyone hates the Hawks. Not one neutral supporter tomorrow night is going to be barracking for the Hawks.

For me, the main reason why I hate the hawks is Jealously. One of my best mates has witnessed his team when 4 flags the last 10 years, while I have watched my boys collect multiple wooden spoons.

For years I have had him made fun of my club and I had no ammo to go back to him with. Hopefully that changes at 10:30 tomorrow night!

1 hour ago, reynolds46 said:

premierships since I was born

HFC 12

MFC  0

 

 

Wow, as much as the Hawks' dominance has been clear, I never thought to check this stat.

There has never been a better time to correct this...

 

I admire Hawthorn and have enjoyed watching them play during their most recent era of dominance. 

When I was 7 years old, Jim Stynes came to my school, handballed a footy to me and said we'd win the flag. He was wrong (we got thumped by the Hawks in the GF), but a new Dee was born anyhow. The funny thing is that prior to Jimmy's sales pitch, I was a Hawks supporter. Sometimes I wonder what could have been, had I supported such a successful team...

The answer is that I would have turned out boring. Us Demons have character. We're the Malteser you find behind the couch (everyone else eats those, right?), they've got soul.

We've got soul.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • PREGAME: Collingwood

    The final game of the 2025 Season is finally upon us and the Demons may have an opportunity to spoil the Magpies Top 4 aspirations when they face them on Friday Night. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Haha
    • 34 replies
  • PODCAST: Hawthorn

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 18th August @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to the Hawthorn.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
    Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

    • 9 replies
  • POSTGAME: Hawthorn

    The Demons were sloppy all day and could not stop the run and carry of the fast moving Hawthorn as the Hawks cruised to an easy 36 point win. Is the season over yet?

      • Like
    • 157 replies
  • VOTES: Hawthorn

    Max Gawn cannot lose the 2025 Demonland Player of the Year award. He leads from Kozzy Pickett, Christian Petracca, Jake Bowey and Clayton Oliver. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 15 replies
  • GAMEDAY: Hawthorn

    It's Game Day and the Demons have another opportunity to spoil another team's finals aspirations as they take on the Hawks at the MCG. What do you want to see from the boys today?

      • Haha
      • Like
    • 464 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Western Bulldogs

    The Dogs reigned supreme in 2018 with an inaugural AFLW premiership cup and the Demons matched this feat by winning the cup as the Season 7 2022 champions.Meggs wasn’t born when the Doggies won their first VFL premiership cup against the Demons in 1954. Covid prevented many Demons fans from legally witnessing the victorious 2021 AFL Grand Final cup performance between the Demons and the Bulldogs, but we all grin when remembering those magnificent seven third quarter goals.  

    • 1 reply

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.