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Post Match Discussion - Round 10

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This is the first time in the history of the club that we've won by 60+ points three times in a row.

Amazing stuff and further reflection of how much we've dominated in the last three weeks.

 
 

Instead of pornhub tonight I might just swing past the Adelaide game day thread. 

5 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

There's a mouldy oldie song called "Teach Your Children Well". Just came to mind for some reason ...

Mazer the amount of crap my kids have had to deal with over the yrs cause they follow the dees they can go hell for leather my friend  

Let em enjoy it. 


MELBOURNE has stamped its credentials as a legitimate premiership contender with a 91-point thumping of Adelaide in Alice Springs on Sunday afternoon.

 

Afl.com match report. 

 

Jeezus! 

Changes for next week. 

Out Whoever the [censored] is playing Friday night.

In : I want the Eagles or a rematch against the Tigers at the G.

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1 minute ago, BigFez said:

Instead of pornhub tonight I might just swing past the Adelaide game day thread. 

Anything like pawn stars?

 

Honestly well done Dees. That was almost the perfect performance. We are really starting to look like we belong and have the professional consistent 100% effort mixed with the execution to die for! 

That was the best performance in terms of ball movement by anyone this year. Votes will be impossible to choose once again but I think there’s a guy in a helmet who needs a big mention, worked his butt off on the outside and was incredibly efficient. Jesse put on a clinic in front of goal (seriously how confident is he looking now in set shots!). Jones is just Jones as always, Clarry an extracting machine. Seriously could go on all night this was the ultimate team performance. 

Also can't discount the fantastic job Bernie Vince did on Tom Lynch today.  Made him a totally redundant part of their setup.  His excellent form, and also that of Jordan Lewis, has continued in fine fashion.

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I am too lost for words. We have to keep alid on it.


Best Melbourne team since 1998.

This time we don't have a [censored] finals system and Wayne Carey standing in our way.

 

13 minutes ago, ProDee said:

Most quarters won.

21 - Geelong (2010)
18 - Melbourne* (2018)
17 - St Kilda (2005)
16 - Fitzroy (1982), Port Adelaide (2002), St Kilda (2009)

Is that all time?

4 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Also can't discount the fantastic job Bernie Vince did on Tom Lynch today.  Made him a totally redundant part of their setup.  His excellent form, and also that of Jordan Lewis, has continued in fine fashion.

Yeah, he killed Lynch.

Did we play anyone on Gibbs as I forgot he was playing at times.


Didn’t see that coming!

 

Hey did anyone else notice how happy Pedders was for the team? greeting and cheering every player coming off, no sulking at all just genuine joy for the team, awesome bloke and great team first attitude - something that has the lid off and in orbit for me, this team first stuff will really make us a threat, Geelong comparisons starting to feel right. 

 

 

(sadly hunt seemed flat by comparison)

31 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm lost for words!

Let's just say we [censored] 'em!

Looks like the maid's in trouble!!!


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