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Max Gawn's New Goal Kicking Technique


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What I want to know is who was that dopey fan that Gawny picked out in the crowd, only to jump up and run left just as Max kicked...??!  Needs to be named & shamed, I say!  (And here we were, blaming it all on poor ole Max!  LOL)

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5 minutes ago, Vagg said:

What I want to know is who was that dopey fan that Gawny picked out in the crowd, only to jump up and run left just as Max kicked...??!  Needs to be named & shamed, I say!  (And here we were, blaming it all on poor ole Max!  LOL)

It was one of the Hawthorn coaches. It was a set play. Swung the game. Hes a fair dinkum genius, that Clarkson.

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29 minutes ago, Vagg said:

What I want to know is who was that dopey fan that Gawny picked out in the crowd, only to jump up and run left just as Max kicked...??!  Needs to be named & shamed, I say!  (And here we were, blaming it all on poor ole Max!  LOL)

It was Jack Fitzpatrick. 

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Goal Kicking aint that hard , but as we have seen some players have no idea 

It's this simple!!

Take aim for something behind the goals ( The posts have NO relevance)

Run reasonably straight and kick through the ball.

Sheeit I used this method and kicked plenty in an Illustrious Career!

It aint that hard!

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1 hour ago, Vagg said:

What I want to know is who was that dopey fan that Gawny picked out in the crowd, only to jump up and run left just as Max kicked...??!  Needs to be named & shamed, I say!  (And here we were, blaming it all on poor ole Max!  LOL)

Agree with you, Vagg. Most unfair, infuriatingly rude, inconsiderate and distracting for poor old Max - who was going about an expertise routine against such odds. 

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10 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Goal Kicking aint that hard , but as we have seen some players have no idea 

It's this simple!!

Take aim for something behind the goals ( The posts have NO relevance)

Run reasonably straight and kick through the ball.

Sheeit I used this method and kicked plenty in an Illustrious Career!

It aint that hard!

Can I assume you are 208cm tall? Gawn needs to seriously improve it but I assume the mechanics of kicking at an extremely tall height are not as easy as at others.

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4 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I was driving past Gosch's and saw Max working on his runup. Managed to sneak a couple of pics. Looks like he's improved it out of sight.

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:o was this at training MR ?  he's changed his spots,,, and the beard's gawn again !

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11 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Pretty sure. There were a bunch of jackals and hyenas just down the road so I knew I was near the Holden centre.

no zeebra's?

Also saw Tarzan (Hunt) and a wounded buffalo (Viney). So it had to be Gosch's.

LoL... sounds like your out WerriBee.   Heyana's and jackass's ? 

 

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16 hours ago, picket fence said:

Goal Kicking aint that hard , but as we have seen some players have no idea 

It's this simple!!

Take aim for something behind the goals ( The posts have NO relevance)

Run reasonably straight and kick through the ball.

Sheeit I used this method and kicked plenty in an Illustrious Career!

It aint that hard!

Ah ha~ ! So you are Cale Morton...!!

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11 hours ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Not funny, save the lauhgs and get some ****ing wins.

Oh lighten up or your body will tense up permanently and shorten your life span, it was funny.

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