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The Calvin Smith Center.
 

 

For the deep joy of knowing Essendon supporters are actually having to google and read for a while before they realise they're being trolled.

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Peptide park

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 How about ' Miserable pack of cheating bastrrrrds Park' 

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Subcut Stadium


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The Injectodome

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The Hypodome

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Medicamento qui defraudat nobis
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For the Latin lovers
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Aw they're only offering 3 options:

The Flight Deck

The Hangar

The Bomber Base

 

And you have to be an Essendon member to vote.

I guess people learned from the Taylor Swift and Mountain Dew 4chan incidents after all.

That's a shame.

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3 minutes ago, Choke said:

Aw they're only offering 3 options:

The Flight Deck

The Hangar

The Bomber Base

 

If they're insisting on an aeronautical theme, why not borrow from Seattle and include the Space Needle?

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7 minutes ago, Skuit said:

If they're insisting on an aeronautical theme, why not borrow from Seattle and include the Space Needle?

Very good Skuit.

 

I was hoping to modify a certain internet favourite to "Hird did nothing wrong" but alas, their prefilled list has foiled me.


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15 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

How about The "Even now Demonland can't let it go' Park

ugh. Have a cry. 

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