THE BOMBERS' DOPING SAGA - THE FAT LADY SINGS

[Cards13 9,117]

54 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

*melanotin 

melatonin is used for sleep disorders

sorry for being [censored] - lol

Damn gag ruined.

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

9 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Hey, over here in Adelaide, there are two clubs that drive you absolutely sick. Port and the Crows. No TV coverage for MFC, no articles in the daily paper, no radio commentary, no nuffin. Loathsome behaviours all of the time from supporters with at least 20 commentators counting every breath of every player in these two sides. They even think that they got a bargain with Watts, Toumpas and the profits from the Lever deal. Yep, hate Essendrug and Carlscum, but these two in proximity are unbearable. 

I absolutely get that. From my occasional forays into Church City, a short 5 minutes of listening to 5AA is enough to harden one against those two clubs forever.

(well .... for a while anyway.)

I can't imagine what a steady diet would do to one's mind.

Something like this, probably:

 

However, we must look at the big picture. Provincial difficulties must be risen above and the long range, objective view be held.

And that is, clearly, that a certain few clubs must never be given an inch. Must always be held in contempt if not with outright hatred.

In no particular order:

Carlton, Essendon, Collingwood, for reasons that are too obvious to need writing here.

Hawthorn, Geelong, Sydney also deserve no quarter.

Adelaide, Port Adelaide, as already discussed.

Richmond, for being Richmond.

St K, Footscray. For being contemptible losers, and Footscray even more for winning in '16 and breaking that stereotype. F***** losers.

North, same reason, but without the winning part.

GCS and GWS. "Vlad's folly". One for not winning enough and one for winning too much.

Freo for being anonymous and taking up space.

WCE and Brisbane, for beating us in the past. The f****** b******s.

That's all I can think of for now.

But no true supporter of Aussie Rules can go too far wrong following the above chart of who to hate.

How much hate, you ask, and how to apportion? As a rule of thumb, or when in doubt, remember this: too much is not enough.

GO DEMONS

 

 

 

[Deemania since 56 6,631]

4 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I absolutely get that. From my occasional forays into Church City, a short 5 minutes of listening to 5AA is enough to harden one against those two clubs forever.

(well .... for a while anyway.)

I can't imagine what a steady diet would do to one's mind.

Something like this, probably:

 

However, we must look at the big picture. Provincial difficulties must be risen above and the long range, objective view be held.

And that is, clearly, that a certain few clubs must never be given an inch. Must always be held in contempt if not with outright hatred.

In no particular order:

Carlton, Essendon, Collingwood, for reasons that are too obvious to need writing here.

Hawthorn, Geelong, Sydney also deserve no quarter.

Adelaide, Port Adelaide, as already discussed.

Richmond, for being Richmond.

St K, Footscray. For being contemptible losers, and Footscray even more for winning in '16 and breaking that stereotype. F***** losers.

North, same reason, but without the winning part.

GCS and GWS. "Vlad's folly". One for not winning enough and one for winning too much.

Freo for being anonymous and taking up space.

WCE and Brisbane, for beating us in the past. The f****** b******s.

That's all I can think of for now.

But no true supporter of Aussie Rules can go too far wrong following the above chart of who to hate.

How much hate, you ask, and how to apportion? As a rule of thumb, or when in doubt, remember this: too much is not enough.

GO DEMONS

 

 

 

Posited most appreciably, with sound foundations of logic, perception and that deeper understanding of the things of this world. It bound my thoughts with clearer meaning and for that, I thank you. Kind regards...

[deejammin' 2,370]

The idea that so soon after such a massive scandal that brought the sport into disrepute, threatened to ruin 3 seasons, was found by the head WORLD anti- doping body to have been against the rules of world sport, that [censored] off, frustrated and bored the fans to no end and that may still have a large amount to play out with regard to the health of the players involved and their families long term, (let alone the impact on the integrity of the competition during the period doping players were aloud to play)... the idea that so soon after all of this the AFL would even consider letting Hird have ANY official role within the sport is beyond astounding, the fact it is a coaching position is just beyond stupid! What an immoral farce this league has become.

[markc 975]

should never be able to coach again , or involved in afl. 

he has done enough damage and been found guilty 

[beelzebub 23,331]

4 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

 

The West isn't renown for observing conventional protocols

 Somewhat ironic the Chemist is now in Windyville eh ?

Hard to get a really decent coffee over there... perhaps Jimmy can 'fix' the brew !! 

[Chris 2,892]

Have said from day 1 that the AFL is inept, especially with drugs in their sport. 

It seems they like to continually prove me right!

[Wilbur 447]

3 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Hey, over here in Adelaide, there are two clubs that drive you absolutely sick. Port and the Crows. No TV coverage for MFC, no articles in the daily paper, no radio commentary, no nuffin. Loathsome behaviours all of the time from supporters with at least 20 commentators counting every breath of every player in these two sides. They even think that they got a bargain with Watts, Toumpas and the profits from the Lever deal. Yep, hate Essendrug and Carlscum, but these two in proximity are unbearable. 

The best part of living in Adelaide is the abundant coopers beer. 

Edited March 2, 2018 by Wilbur
Typo

[Moonshadow 17,676]

WA is a bit closer to his French family

[Willmoy1947 4,085]

Ahh....., i love that the "art" page thread is not dead and buried after all.

Footnote, how is that McClure saw fit to "hear ye" us plebs that the AFL had to be contacted and give their imprimatur to it all,,,,,,,,

[Ethan Tremblay 30,856]

I hope he brings his chocolates over here. He can sell them at the Fremantle markets. Chuck some hash in them and the locals with go crazy.

Edited March 2, 2018 by Ethan Tremblay

[Deemania since 56 6,631]

9 hours ago, Wilbur said:

The best part of living in Adelaide is the abundant coopers beer. 

Hiya, Wilbur. Agreed about the bottle fermentation in Cooper's Beer. However, it is three times better if you make it yourself. Cooper's make a ripper series of home brew mixes; have not had a bad one yet. Some are exceptional, such as their APA, Stout and Real Ale.

However, I am probably talking to the converted so forgive me. 

The brews are fine to take to the 'footy' over here - meaning a few bottles slipped into the nearest Foxtel lounge when the Demons are playing on their telecast through Channel 504. Other than that, my home was Melbourne and I must admit, I miss it even after 18 years in Adelaide.

Hell of a drive to get to the footy at the MCG, though...

[binman 42,849]

12 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Posited most appreciably, with sound foundations of logic, perception and that deeper understanding of the things of this world. It bound my thoughts with clearer meaning and for that, I thank you. Kind regards...

Are you Dermot Brererton?

[Demon trucker 1,800]

23 minutes ago, binman said:

Are you Dermot Brererton?

No I think he is Ross Lyon

[Deemania since 56 6,631]

6 hours ago, binman said:

Are you Dermot Brererton?

Just a personal note of thanks, Binman, to another. 

[DubDee 25,806]

Colin Silvia

harley Bennell

the obvious next step is Hird. 

Wtf is going on? It’s like people expect us to forget he is a drug cheat

[brendan 3,434]

Herald sun reporting a second club is interested in hird 

[puntkick 325]

20 minutes ago, brendan said:

Herald sun reporting a second club is interested in hird 

Probably Essendon with AFL approval !

[Fork 'em 6,983]

Don't be surprised if its us.
Goody and Hird both like a suntan.

 

[ding 5,126]

10 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Don't be surprised if its us.
Goody and Hird both like a suntan.

 

 

[puntkick 325]

Who can sell the most chocolates ?

[Lucifers Hero 39,727]

7 hours ago, Fork 'em said:

Don't be surprised if its us.
Goody and Hird both like a suntan.

I assume that is rather tongue-in-cheek. 

If not, I would expect Peter Jackson to shut the idea down quick smart. 

I could not support a team with him at the club.   To me he is no better than the drug dealer on the street selling gear to young people.  They do it for money.  Hird selfishly used players, who were entrusted to his care, as guinea pigs for his own egotistical purposes.  Unforgivable in my book.

Anyway, he doesn't have much to offer - is in the 'great player/average coach' category. 

No thanks!  Keep him away from my club.

Edited March 3, 2018 by Lucifer's Hero

[buck_nekkid 5,849]

Freo need an injection of talent...

honestly, Hird should never be allowed any form of accreditation ever again, until he takes responsibility for what he did.

[monoccular 17,418]

On 23/02/2018 at 5:06 PM, dieter said:

For what this is worth. I've recently returned from a trip to the Hilltops/Young/Mudgee wine producing areas of NSW. 

In Mudgee I stayed at a Motel run by an ex WA dude and we had a conversation about AFL footy. ( AFL footy is not big in Mudgee.)

It turned out he is the brother of a certain West Coast Eagle backman who played in the Worsfold era. One of the things he said was that the Whoosh was also called the Chemist. Yes, that was/is his profession.

He then said West Coast players were using drugs in that era. Not all of them, just most of them. He claims it was a well-known 'fact'.

He mentioned the usual suspects, the dead one and those still alive, including a surfing type who played a few games for the Demons in 1996.

He also said drugs were and are rife in the AFL. He said Essendon's biggest problem was they were caught.

For what it's worth...

 

But I am sure that the AFL integrity commission ??? had a good thorough look at it ????

On 02/03/2018 at 8:24 PM, beelzebub said:

The West isn't renown for observing conventional protocols

 Somewhat ironic the Chemist is now in Windyville eh ?

Hard to get a really decent coffee over there... perhaps Jimmy can 'fix' the brew !! 

Jimmy could put in a bit of “the good stuff” 

[beelzebub 23,331]

Jimmy's a good bloke (Clarko )