There was a thread similar to this last year and it gave me a few laughs so I thought I would start one for this footy season.

My first entry....

Just heard on the radio a media commentator saying they were "heading up for the blockbuster between Gold Coast and Essendon."

That is certainly not what I would call it.

"He's such a gifted player yet he still does so much wrong that one struggles to find the right expletives"

4 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

There was a thread similar to this last year and it gave me a few laughs so I thought I would start one for this footy season.

My first entry....

Just heard on the radio a media commentator saying they were "heading up for the blockbuster between Gold Coast and Essendon."

That is certainly not what I would call it.

It's certainly one of the round's most interesting.

"He has such ELITE (insert generic footy carp her)"

Every thing now-a-days is ELITE!!!

Why can't some things be average?

David King is the biggest plonker who bashes the sh!t out of the word... In fact most of the fox goobers have a penchant for all things ELITE at the moment.

 

gerard whateley has called that if clayton oliver doesn't get the rising star nomination this week it would be a surprise...you could hear sellars maclure snort in derision in the back of the box.

 

weitering's debut was good, but oliver's was better.

How about Gerard Healey gushing over $cully at the start of the last quarter, saying how great his aerobic running is, yadda, yadda, yadda. Pity he forgot to mention his appalling kicking which subsequently created a number of last qtr turnovers. Lol!

Mark Maclure's wooden spoon tip:  Melbourne

If that doesn't take the cake I don't know what does.

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Who the [censored] is mark mcclure?!? Where do they finds these imbeciles to fill media roles... I'd rather read dumb [censored] on demonland then what these idiots have to say, at least we're all mfc here.

tonight "the scg is a bit wider in the width bit"

3 hours ago, DemonAndrew said:

gerard whateley has called that if clayton oliver doesn't get the rising star nomination this week it would be a surprise...you could hear sellars maclure snort in derision in the back of the box.

 

weitering's debut was good, but oliver's was better.

Parish did a fine job and will be in calculations too.

2 hours ago, Glenn Molloy said:

Mark Maclure's wooden spoon tip:  Melbourne

If that doesn't take the cake I don't know what does.

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Has never had one nice word to say about the MFC, sticks the boots in every chance he can.  

4 hours ago, DemonAndrew said:

gerard whateley has called that if clayton oliver doesn't get the rising star nomination this week it would be a surprise...you could hear sellars maclure snort in derision in the back of the box.

 

weitering's debut was good, but oliver's was better.

McClure gave Ollie 1 vote on ABC - said a great debut

How about Dean Rioli tonight on twitter. 

Then backtracked with this after deleting the other post. 

Dean Rioli ‏@DeanoRio  31m31 minutes ago

Need to choose my words better. I have so much Respect 4 what Cooney did with Bulldogs. Hope he proves me wrong 4 club sake. #LoveTheBombers

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

tonight "the scg is a bit wider in the width bit"

Yes. I heard that

Luke Darcy = Moron. 

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

tonight "the scg is a bit wider in the width bit"

Full quote: "It's shorter in length...and wider, wider in the width bit."

 

Thanks Darce.

8 hours ago, Strapping Young Lad said:

"He has such ELITE (insert generic footy carp her)"

Every thing now-a-days is ELITE!!!

Why can't some things be average?

David King is the biggest plonker who bashes the sh!t out of the word... In fact most of the fox goobers have a penchant for all things ELITE at the moment.

 

You answered your own question. David King is very [censored] average!

1 hour ago, Chook said:

Full quote: "It's shorter in length...and wider, wider in the width bit."

 

Thanks Darce.

I believe that's called a "chode."

Edited March 26, 201610 yr by Ethan Tremblay

1 hour ago, Chook said:

Full quote: "It's shorter in length...and wider, wider in the width bit."

 

Thanks Darce.

He works as a comedian on MMM as well as being a commentator and a "football brain".

For a tall, dopey dimwit from Adelaide he has come a long way, maybe too far, like Rove.

Just heard on the SEN preview of the West Coast v Brisbane game....

"I want to see how they use their balls."

During the Sydney - Collingwood game, from the inestimable Brian Taylor:

"...they've have their enthusiasm sucked out of their bottom..."

Is it just me ?

http://www.afl.com.au/gallery/2016-03-26/afl-2016-rd-01-melbourne-v-gws-giants#df83660df60b3510VgnVCM100000976bb70aRCRD

 

Edited March 27, 201610 yr by dee_maso
stupidity

2 hours ago, dee_maso said:

Is it just me ?

http://www.afl.com.au/gallery/2016-03-26/afl-2016-rd-01-melbourne-v-gws-giants#df83660df60b3510VgnVCM100000976bb70aRCRD

 

Humphrey has clearly made an impression in his 10 years in the league...

21 hours ago, Biffen said:

He works as a comedian on MMM as well as being a commentator and a "football brain".

For a tall, dopey dimwit from Adelaide he has come a long way, maybe too far, like Rove.

His dad is a Sunshine boy: my dad worked with him at British Tube Mills. I used to face him in the nets when he played for Sunshine Cricket Club. Her was a very good batsman who bowled mean leggies. His son may have been born in Adelaide when Darcy was transferred in his job bit Luke is a Western Suburbs boy.

( That might explain why he's not the brightest spanner in the tool box.)

On 26 March 2016 at 5:59 PM, Glenn Molloy said:

Mark Maclure's wooden spoon tip:  Melbourne

If that doesn't take the cake I don't know what does.

I

Mark McClure is a Huntingdale member. To see him holding court there surrounded by fawning acolytes is galling. Seriously he is a buffoon. 

Comment from Brereton about a Pies player:

"one of only 2 players on the ground with 100% disposal efficiency. Didn't really have a good game."