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Jeffy Garlett, the bargain of the century!

Jesse Christ
in Melbourne Demons

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The kid is a  star! Quick,  evasive,  always keeps his feet,  knows when to go for the grab and when to stay on the ground for the crumb, excellent acceleration,  can turn on a dime,  rarely (if ever) fumbles,  elite goal sense,  elite forward pressure,  great field kick,  great football brain,  can be used for short bursts in the middle to get effect,  can quickly turn with a few quick k goals with ease. 

40 goals in 2015. 25 years old with many more classy years left in him. Cost us pick 61 FGS!!  Lol thanks for this beautiful gift Mick. 

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    Mick did owe us after MN... 

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    Carlton have allowed some serious quality walk out there door for not much over the last few seasons.  It boggles the mind really.

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    Just your textbook gun forward pocket. We have had an unbelievable run with the indigenous boys in that position: Sean Charles, The Wizard, Davey and now Jeffy.

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    I love what Garlett brings to the table, but I'd be even happier if he could work on those hands.  He could have had 50+ goals last year if it weren't for dropping easy marks and fumbling ground balls here and there. 

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    39 minutes ago, Jesse Christ said:

    25 years old with many more classy years left in him. Cost us pick 61 FGS!!  Lol thanks for this beautiful gift Mick. 

    26, but close enough!

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    His best season is ahead of him.

    Gun.

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    With a more offensive outlook and what appears a more polished middies  setup I reckon he is good for 60 plus goals this season assuming few absences.

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    Best thing about watching the game yesterday in a Geelong pub, was when a Carlton supporter a few seats along the bar, cursed his Club for getting rid of Jeffy. (He was not at all worried about the loss of Eddie Betts.)

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    10 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

    26, but close enough!

    no cigar for you either

    "MELBOURNE has secured a trade for speedy Carlton forward Jeff Garlett. The Demons will hand over picks 61 and 79 to Carlton for Garlett, while they will get back the Blues' pick 83."

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    10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    no cigar for you either

    "MELBOURNE has secured a trade for speedy Carlton forward Jeff Garlett. The Demons will hand over picks 61 and 79 to Carlton for Garlett, while they will get back the Blues' pick 83."

    I think DD was referring to his age, not the pick we gave up to get him

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    11 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Carlscum keep Daisy and show Garlett the door

     

    staggering...

    There IS a god :)

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    1 hour ago, Good Times Grimes said:

    I think DD was referring to his age, not the pick we gave up to get him

    apologies then to dd

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    30 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    There IS a god :)

    It is just beyond brilliant the recruiting of Garlett

    i enjoy every one of his possessions

    it is my long hatred of Carlscum....

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    Paid carlton bigfooty a visit.

    ''Jeffy in the goals with 3 already , just into the third quarter''.

    ''He was looking good and lively before he'd kicked one''.
    ''Thanks again Mick''

    Eddie and Jeffie.
    The crazy thing is both these guys may never have played at the highest level if not for us.
    Then we lose them through our own ineptitude.

    ''So hard watching Jeffy running around and doing well for Melbourne''.
    Takes me back a few years when he was the premier small forward in the game

     

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    13 hours ago, Jesse Christ said:

    The kid is a  star! Quick,  evasive,  always keeps his feet,  knows when to go for the grab and when to stay on the ground for the crumb, excellent acceleration,  can turn on a dime,  rarely (if ever) fumbles,  elite goal sense,  elite forward pressure,  great field kick,  great football brain,  can be used for short bursts in the middle to get effect,  can quickly turn with a few quick k goals with ease. 

    40 goals in 2015. 25 years old with many more classy years left in him. Cost us pick 61 FGS!!  Lol thanks for this beautiful gift Mick. 

    I don't care what anyone says, Mick was great for Carlton!! Destroyed an emerging team and sent us our best small fwd since Davey who is just as hungry as Farmer!

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    Could have an Eddie Betts like year and kick 50-60 goals. He's that good. All-Australian smokey?

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