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If we beat the Hawks I will ...

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regain faith

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    Drink myself into oblivion, although that's also the plan if we lose

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    Drink myself into oblivion, although that's also the plan if we lose

    This ... though the libation of choice differs in the two scenarios (single malt vs cheap red). 'Oblivion' is also a bridge just too far these days...

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    .... sponsor a child in Africa

    What will you do?

    and i thought you were going to say something like "bear your bum in 'Bourkes' back yard"

    must say you missed the opportunity for elevatory reason

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    I shall give anyone who requires one, a jolly good flogging.

    I hear Biff has his feet back & spread leaning over an old black 'n' white, waiting to be padded down Bbo

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    In true Demonland style, I will find a reason to complain about our performance.

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    Spend a lot of time hanging it on all of my in laws

    Please boys let me just do it once

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    Watch the replay and masturbate furiously.

    But it wont happen

    Yuk!
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    Get Drunk & Dance with Girls....

    So....business as usual huh?

    As for me, not sure. Just got retrenched from work, so the single malt is out.

    Maybe metho and cottees cordial?

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    Smoke a nice Dominican cigar, watch the replay while posting thousands of comments on face book tagging all the people who follow hawthorn.

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    So....business as usual huh?

    As for me, not sure. Just got retrenched from work, so the single malt is out.

    Maybe metho and cottees cordial?

    Bummer, faulty. Hope it is a good weekend for you then...

    And that'd be the Cottees red?

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