Jack Viney Facts

[Philthy 284]

Jack Viney CAN knock a guy into next week!

Jack Viney went to Dave Misson and said my pre game snack will be a grilled cheese sandwich...Misson complied.

Jack Viney has already been announced the 2013-2033 brownlow medalist.

Jack Viney has a bigger heart than Phar Lap

Jack Fitzpatrick, tried to give Jack Viney fashion advice...sadly Fitzy died from a headlock related injury.

Jack Viney last year challenged to Brent Moloney to a drinking contest..the loser had to [censored] against the bar and be ejected from the club.

Jack Viney sells his urine to Dane Swan and Lance Franklin....

Feel free to add your own facts!

Edited October 12, 2012 by H_T
removed poor language content

[Clark_Kent 315]

Jack Viney has already been to mars....... that's why there are no signs of life.

[Little Richard 6,262]

I heard that when he goes for a swim, Jack Viney doesn't get wet, the water gets Jack Viney.

[Demonstone 22,559]

Jack Viney knocks on your front door and tells YOU to fark off.

[This Dangerous 93]

For breakfast Jack Viney eats bacon and rusty nails.

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

Funny. Is that strong sense of deja vu I'm feeling?

Didn't those sorts of things get said about Scully, Trengove and Jack Watts?

There is no saviour, messiah or whatever. Don't pressure the boy.

[Brian Wilson 331]

Little known fact - Jack Viney can time travel. He is actuallly Todd's father, and Todd was actually the 'son' in the father-son recruiting.

[That's a Stretch 18]

Jack viney can kill a Living Room

[This Dangerous 93]

Jack Viney can perform an exorcism by sneezing.

[monoccular 17,431]

Funny. Is that strong sense of deja vu I'm feeling?

Didn't those sorts of things get said about Scully, Trengove and Jack Watts?

There is no saviour, messiah or whatever. Don't pressure the boy.

You forgot the gun #4 pick of 2007 :-(((

[GRUN DEE 69]

Jack Viney is a battle hardened double edge sword.

Jack Viney will rip off your head and shove it up your arse!

Jack Vineys opposition wear nappies during a game too avoid embarrassment!

Jack Viney makes Jonathan Brown look like a [censored]!

I love these! Keep them coming.

Jack Viney tackles concrete trucks!

Jack Viney is a real super hero! Batman, Superman, Captain America etc are just comics!

Jack Viney makes the competition look like marshmallows!

Jack Viney, Nathan Jones & Ollie Wines will be the 'Expendables'!

One Jack Viney beats a 'Royal Flush'!

Jack Viney would decapitate a Kings Army!

Jack Viney sinks Battleships!

Jack Viney drives a Tonka Truck!

In Jack Vineys world there is no rehab!

Jack Viney is another species!

Jack Viney is a SUPERMODEL!!!

Jack Viney uses chopsticks for toothpicks!

I'm addicted!

Jack Viney is addictive!

Jack Viney told me I had a problem which can't be fixed!

ack Viney told me too have a Kit Kat and take a break!

Ok! Jack Viney.

One more before I have my Kit Kat!

Jack Viney built Rome in a day!

Edited October 13, 2012 by 45HG16

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

You forgot the gun #4 pick of 2007 :-(((

With reason. (But I still hold out hope!)

[This Dangerous 93]

According to scientific data the only thing harder than diamonds, is the impact of a Jack Viney tackle.

[Sideshow Bob 2,386]

Chuck Norris missing feared dead, last seen telling Jack Viney that's not how you throw a punch

[rpfc 28,456]

I will post this one again...

[McQueen 17,864]

A cobra once bit Jack Viney on the leg.

After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

[H_T 3,047]

A cobra once bit Jack Viney on the leg.

After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

You've seen the expendables...

What people know is Viney had his jaw broken. What people don't know is Wojcinski has retired because his body can no longer take the pain after the collision with Jack's jaw.

[Good Times Grimes 2,396]

One time a policeman pulled Jack Viney over. The policeman was lucky enough to leave with a warning.

[Josh 1,420]

Jack Viney dosnt recognise the periodic table, the only element he recognises is the element of suprise

[jabberwocky 2,301]

Jack Viney

[PJ_12345 1,098]

Death once had a near Viney experience

[Ron Burgundy 8,584]

Jack Viney has set himself the goal of playing round one, 2013.

[jabberwocky 2,301]

Australian government is reviewing the necessity for ANZUS now that we have Jack Viney.

[640MD 3,378]

Talk about putting pressure on a lad, ridiculous thread, as bad as earlier Jack Watts threads, he cannot walk on water ! give him a break !

[PJ_12345 1,098]

Talk about putting pressure on a lad, ridiculous thread, as bad as earlier Jack Watts threads, he cannot walk on water ! give him a break !

Que the fun police... Also Viney doesnt walk, the ground moves under him