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Unfortunately i read it, It's a train wreck

Yeah, I think that's kind of the point ;) !!!

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Yeah, I think that's kind of the point ;) !!!

Yes yes it is

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I blame Jack for causing Jack Viney's OP which is apparently much worse than previously thought which will no doubt send his draft position to the rookie draft for us .....,

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Brussels Sprouts and Turnips

C'mon dc , when's the last time anybody ate a turnip ? Disguised as a "roast potato" , I was never fooled .

I'm with you on the Brussel Sprout though , putrid items that they are !

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This could turn into a 30 page plus thread if we use our imagination ! Can we beat the HWSNBN thread ? The Range has come up with a goodin'

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Very ordinary tonight, was the worst player on the park given the conditions (don't take this as Jack Watts bashing, just the way it was)

Way to ruin a quality thread.

I blame Jack Watts for the sudden and painful death of my hair straightener. Nothing could prepare you for bad hair days. Nothing.

Curse you Jack Watts!!!

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Very ordinary tonight, was the worst player on the park given the conditions (don't take this as Jack Watts bashing, just the way it was)

I blame Jack Watts for this post.

I blame him for

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pink shirts and popped collars

mid-strength beer at the footy

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C'mon dc , when's the last time anybody ate a turnip ? Disguised as a "roast potato" , I was never fooled .

I'm with you on the Brussel Sprout though , putrid items that they are !

I repeat what I posted earlier. What's wrong with Brussels Sprouts? Cut the bottom off and steam them...then eat.

I blame Jack Watts for allowing people to criticise Brussels Sprouts.

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I blame Jack for Dane Swan's Kim Karshashian arse

If you say that to yourself with a Sean Connery accent, it almost works (I blame Jack Watts for putting that idea in my head).

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I repeat what I posted earlier. What's wrong with Brussels Sprouts? Cut the bottom off and steam them...then eat.

I blame Jack Watts for allowing people to criticise Brussels Sprouts.

Someone please get me a bucket! Brussell Sprouts yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk :ph34r:

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