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I Blame Jack Watts For ...

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Someone please get me a bucket! Brussell Sprouts yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk :ph34r:

So, when did you last eat them and how were they cooked? If they were "boiled to death" (like my mother used to do), yeah, I agree, yuuuuuuuuuuk. Just don't overcook them and they are delicious!

And I blame Jack Watts for all the emoticons now used in Demonland.

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    So, when did you last eat them and how were they cooked? If they were "boiled to death" (like my mother used to do), yeah, I agree, yuuuuuuuuuuk. Just don't overcook them and they are delicious!

    And I blame Jack Watts for all the emoticons now used in Demonland.

    I blame Jack for the lack of good emiticons and the awful demon ones

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    ...Petrol Prices

    ...the Collingwood/Mick Malthouse saga

    ...Derrick Rose's ACL

    ...My receeding hairline

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    If you say that to yourself with a Sean Connery accent, it almost works (I blame Jack Watts for putting that idea in my head).

    i blame hardtack for making me go around saying that line like Sean Connery and make me giggle like a schoolgirl

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    I blame Nutbean for making me go back to Hardtack's post and then doing the whole Connery , Swan , Kardashian thing and then giggling and then ...........

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    I blame Nutbean for making me go back to Hardtack's post and then doing the whole Connery , Swan , Kardashian thing and then giggling and then ...........

    I blame Macca for....

    Oh Nevermind !

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    Reality shows , Quiz shows , Dancing shows

    The Don Lane Show and those Tony Bartuccio dancers .

    Cheers

    Edited by Macca

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    Holes in doughnuts. I pay for a doughnut- don't short change me by taking out the centre bit!

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    Actually, it just occurred to me that if you use this thread title as a "prefix" for the other thread titles, it works quite well. For example, "I blame Jack Watts for Neeld's first address" or "I blame Jack Watts for bad Melbourne supporters", and on it goes.

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    Holes in doughnuts. I pay for a doughnut- don't short change me by taking out the centre bit!

    Doughnuts with holes in them are just diet doughnuts.

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    Holes in doughnuts. I pay for a doughnut- don't short change me by taking out the centre bit!

    Love your avatar-it makes me want to switch from Demonland to Google ,then enter Bad Tooth Porn .

    FYI- I did and couldn't find her. Who is she?(I'm intrigued so please humour me)

    Edited by Biffen

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    I blame Jack Watts for Dane Swans 'MAN BOOBS'. Sorry i had to go there

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    Love your avatar-it makes me want to switch from Demonland to Google ,then enter Bad Tooth Porn .

    FYI- I did and couldn't find her. Who is she?(I'm intrigued so please humour me)

    That's the Profiundly-ugly-woman... can be found at http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Profoundly-ugly-woman.jpg

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    Shes hot- believe me there are uglier women out there .

    Did jack Watts do her teeth also?

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    Love your avatar-it makes me want to switch from Demonland to Google ,then enter Bad Tooth Porn .

    FYI- I did and couldn't find her. Who is she?(I'm intrigued so please humour me)

    It's my passport photo, what of it?

    I blame Jack Watts for wet farts.

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    I blame Jack Watts for Biffen thinking that it's a female. It's a profoundly ugly crossdressing dude pretending to be a profoundly ugly woman. And it's all Jack Watts' fault!

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    Jack ,you've caused brid flu ,tsunamis , earthquakes ,wars ,pollution ,environmental destrustion ,epidemics and now caused me to fall for Strawberry Gumdrops the tranny.

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    The deaths of Cobain, Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison and jones at 27

    the Mayan Prophecys

    Spanners

    Whaling

    Bruce Mcavaney

    Pauliene Hanson's nude photo's

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    I blame Jack Watts for all the silly posts littered throughout the Demonland space time continuum suggesting he should be dropped and/or traded.

    I also blame him for being a number 1 draft pick.

    While i'm at it I blame him for having the temerity for being a good natured young kid - who the hell does he think he he is, develop some spite. How dare he go around looking so happy, doesn't he know he should be snarling and not so chilled?

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    I blame Watts for the decline in spelin, riting, and abbrv8tns

    also for the fact he helped start social media

    and was a back up singer with one direction

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