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I Blame Jack Watts For ...

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And yet you've read all of it?

Or just skipped to the end to add your contribution?

Unfortunately i read it, It's a train wreck

 

Errr...yeah

That would be funny.

I stand corrected :)

Unfortunately i read it, It's a train wreck

Yeah, I think that's kind of the point ;) !!!

 

Yeah, I think that's kind of the point ;) !!!

Yes yes it is

Back on topic

I blame Jack for causing Jack Viney's OP which is apparently much worse than previously thought which will no doubt send his draft position to the rookie draft for us .....,


Brussels Sprouts and Turnips

C'mon dc , when's the last time anybody ate a turnip ? Disguised as a "roast potato" , I was never fooled .

I'm with you on the Brussel Sprout though , putrid items that they are !

i blame him for this pathetic thread, It's as funny as a turd in a punchbowl

If i was at a party and i saw a turd bobbing up and down in a punch bowl and i hadn't drunk any of the punch i would think it was hilarious.

Edited by The Song Formerly Known As

Over 28's and "Chaser's night club"

 

This could turn into a 30 page plus thread if we use our imagination ! Can we beat the HWSNBN thread ? The Range has come up with a goodin'

Edited by Macca


I blame Jack Watts for Jack Watts' pretty blond highlights.

Edited by Chook

Very ordinary tonight, was the worst player on the park given the conditions (don't take this as Jack Watts bashing, just the way it was)


Very ordinary tonight, was the worst player on the park given the conditions (don't take this as Jack Watts bashing, just the way it was)

Way to ruin a quality thread.

I blame Jack Watts for the sudden and painful death of my hair straightener. Nothing could prepare you for bad hair days. Nothing.

Curse you Jack Watts!!!

Leap years. What a nuisance.

I blame Jack for Dane Swan's Kim Karshashian arse


Very ordinary tonight, was the worst player on the park given the conditions (don't take this as Jack Watts bashing, just the way it was)

I blame Jack Watts for this post.

I blame him for

myki

pink shirts and popped collars

mid-strength beer at the footy

I blame Jack Watts for Jack Watts' pretty blond highlights.

Yeah, I blame him for getting a haircut and making commentators such as BT and supporters thinking he's had tips put in ....

C'mon dc , when's the last time anybody ate a turnip ? Disguised as a "roast potato" , I was never fooled .

I'm with you on the Brussel Sprout though , putrid items that they are !

I repeat what I posted earlier. What's wrong with Brussels Sprouts? Cut the bottom off and steam them...then eat.

I blame Jack Watts for allowing people to criticise Brussels Sprouts.

 

I blame Jack for Dane Swan's Kim Karshashian arse

If you say that to yourself with a Sean Connery accent, it almost works (I blame Jack Watts for putting that idea in my head).

Edited by hardtack

I repeat what I posted earlier. What's wrong with Brussels Sprouts? Cut the bottom off and steam them...then eat.

I blame Jack Watts for allowing people to criticise Brussels Sprouts.

Someone please get me a bucket! Brussell Sprouts yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk :ph34r:


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