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I Blame Jack Watts For ...

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The Bay City Rollers and Wham

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    Lindsay Lohan

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    John Terry being sent off

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    Please explain the '1st black President' line ... Why would being black be worthy of blame?

    We're all ears ...

    I blame Jack Watts for this awkward moment.

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    The explosion of Internet forums..... What happened to when we just went to the footy, read the write upon the record and the dissection on Sunday/Monday papers....

    Oh and I also blame Jack for starting this thread just to gain more media exposure - he just doesn't get enought headlines....

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    Series 7 of Red Dwarf

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    You wrote:

    Please explain the '1st black President' line ... Why would being black be worthy of blame?

    We're all ears ...

    Ive been quoted out of context

    I just thought .....people were just sic of

    snow white tan, albino Jack , in paper ,on tv , radio being mentioned freakin negatively all the time

    So they wanted a change

    ....[censored] I hope I didn't break the code otherwise apologies. Go Dees

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    Man that's low

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    Kyle Sandilands

    and for the older of you here - David Gates and Bread

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    Ive been quoted out of context

    I just thought .....people were just sic of

    snow white tan, albino Jack , in paper ,on tv , radio being mentioned freakin negatively all the time

    So they wanted a change

    ....[censored] I hope I didn't break the code otherwise apologies. Go Dees

    Ahhh ... hmmm ... okay :unsure:

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    The disappearance of Madeleine McCann.

    And slow internet speed in rural Tasmania.

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    i blame him for this pathetic thread, It's as funny as a turd in a punchbowl

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    i blame him for this pathetic thread, It's as funny as a turd in a punchbowl

    And yet you've read all of it?

    Or just skipped to the end to add your contribution?

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    It's as funny as a turd in a punchbowl

    Errr...yeah

    That would be funny.

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