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Hey Nasher, can we upgrade the mobile platform so you can post emoticons?

Ain't nobody got time for desktop computers *insert roll eye*

Possibly - requires updates from the software developers sadly. A more pressing need is to update it so I can bulk delete posts from it - nothing worse than getting stuck in a car or out and about and seeing about 15 posts I need to delete because BBO, Biffen and friends have found the thread or something, and can't.

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Possibly - requires updates from the software developers sadly. A more pressing need is to update it so I can bulk delete posts from it - nothing worse than getting stuck in a car or out and about and seeing about 15 posts I need to delete because BBO, Biffen and friends have found the thread or something, and can't.

To be fair I need to spend less time here, not more

Demonland should have a Candy Crush type timer. 5 posts and you're locked out for an hour.

Trying to work full time is so hard!

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SANFL high performance manager and under-18s state coach Brenton Phillipshas joined the guys on Trade Radio.......(today at 1.44pm on AFL Trade Talk)
  1. - On Billy Stretch: "He's the most professional player I've seen at under-18s level". Stretch has followed father Steven's footsteps to the Demons
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Possibly - requires updates from the software developers sadly. A more pressing need is to update it so I can bulk delete posts from it - nothing worse than getting stuck in a car or out and about and seeing about 15 posts I need to delete because BBO, Biffen and friends have found the thread or something, and can't.

You have no appreciation of fine literature Gnash!

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Correct. A former player told me in China that Greg Healey's son is likely to be the best father/son of all.

I started reading this thread from the first page and was wondering if anyone knows whether this prediction from 2010 about Sugar's son is still valid?

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I'm sure that your opinion of Stretch is of great interest to all supporters.

Ok lets state FACTS 181 cm & 70 kgs

Do the Math (and by the way not only does he look small and light) HE IS!

Costing a third round pick lets see what unfolds!

Good luck Kid!

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Ok Ill Bite...... In this day and age of "Big Bodied" players, the task of the little guy is becoming harder and harder.

Billy Stretch with these stats would need to be something special to have an impact. Maybe he has something special which will set him apart and has an impact

And before anyone starts jumping down my throat, No, Not an instant impact!

As a third round pick, Ok lets see how this plays out!

He still looked smaller in life than on the big screen in highlights packages.

And those, Sir, are my points!

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Ok Ill Bite...... In this day and age of "Big Bodied" players, the task of the little guy is becoming harder and harder.

Billy Stretch with these stats would need to be something special to have an impact. Maybe he has something special which will set him apart and has an impact

And before anyone starts jumping down my throat, No, Not an instant impact!

As a third round pick, Ok lets see how this plays out!

He still looked smaller in life than on the big screen in highlights packages.

And those, Sir, are my points!

Gunstan, the Hill brothers, Lewis Taylor, Jake Neade, Jack Martin, Lachie Whitfield, Ballantyne, Zorko, Michael Walters, Kane Turner all seem to be doing okay and I am sure there are many others out there on AFL lists

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Gunstan, the Hill brothers, Lewis Taylor, Jake Neade, Jack Martin, Lachie Whitfield, Ballantyne, Zorko, Michael Walters, Kane Turner all seem to be doing okay and I am sure there are many others out there on AFL lists

Most mentioned with harder bodies!

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