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NON-MFC: 2026 Opening Round

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On 03/03/2026 at 18:52, sue said:

Of course there will be exceptions like that, but it is the overall stats that matter.
Is there any evidence that the better teams play in round 0 over the past x years?

If not, the stats seems to show it is an advantage. In every practice match the commentators say how useful a real hitout is for preparation for the real thing. If so, round 0 prepartion for round 1 is even better.

Sue this is only the second year of this opening round madness by the AFL. For the life of me why do they perpetuate this nonsense?

 
2 hours ago, GS_1905 said:

Always was player execution...however they'd be so heavily drilled to play a certain way for so many years, that when a pressure moment arised, they went back to their instinctive style.

One of the great mysteries of the last 3 seasons for me was that Goodwin kept lamenting our lack of forward connection after losses but never did much about it. He continually watched Oliver, Viney, Tracc, Max and later Langdon all just belt the ball forward but never wanted to really do anything about that at the selection table. Were those midfielders ever actually instructed to not kick long and high? I’m not sure. If he had dropped a few of them, they would have quickly responded I believe. And they were all capable of executing better.

Trying not to sound incredibly mean here, but did anyone else get an immense sense of joy seeing the close ups of the unhappy Carlton supporters last night? Hoping it's not just me....

 
5 hours ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Thats funny.

Couldn’t get our midfield to hit a target or get our forwards to kick straight.

Maybe player issues after all.

There's no maybe

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21 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

Trying not to sound incredibly mean here, but did anyone else get an immense sense of joy seeing the close ups of the unhappy Carlton supporters last night? Hoping it's not just me....

Nah. I’ve always said this but I’m happier seeing Carlton lose than us win. maybe petty but meh.

I had a neighbor and our houses shared wall (townhouse). He was mad Carlton and I had to listen to him every week scream and smash items. He would also celebrate when we lost, maybe that’s where I began to loathe them immensely.


27 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

Trying not to sound incredibly mean here, but did anyone else get an immense sense of joy seeing the close ups of the unhappy Carlton supporters last night? Hoping it's not just me....

Very much enjoyed it as well! Nothing like a Melbourne win of course but Carlton, Collingwood, Geelong or Hawthorn misery is the next best thing in footy!

1 hour ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

Trying not to sound incredibly mean here, but did anyone else get an immense sense of joy seeing the close ups of the unhappy Carlton supporters last night? Hoping it's not just me....

schadenfreude, indeed?

personally, i don't care about other teams or their supporters - to quote sir henry muck, EAT MY [EXPLETIVE], YOU PEASANT

i just want to see us do well; i wish nothing more or less than mediocrity upon every other team - quite frankly, if we could finish 1st and glide to premiers like in 2021 while everyone else was on equal points that'd be great

some i wish for more mediocrity than others - wth the likes of the peptides, i hope they finish 11th, outside the play-in, but not low down enough to get a 'good' pointy end draft pick

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

One of the great mysteries of the last 3 seasons for me was that Goodwin kept lamenting our lack of forward connection after losses but never did much about it. He continually watched Oliver, Viney, Tracc, Max and later Langdon all just belt the ball forward but never wanted to really do anything about that at the selection table. Were those midfielders ever actually instructed to not kick long and high? I’m not sure. If he had dropped a few of them, they would have quickly responded I believe. And they were all capable of executing better.

Probably watched about half a game just as the swans switched on.

Their kicking predominately to central spots in their f50 just set them up for goal after goal.

In the last few years, we'd be more likely come along the wing and kick it into a pocket as that was predominately where our forwards seemed to lead.

It does my head in to think Goody is a specialist for their forward line.

The entries and forward seemed so clean and centred .

It hurts my brain to even think about how many games we threw away due to poor delivery and poor goal kicking from bad angles over the past 3 or 4 years.

Looking forward to some shots on goal from directly in front without a player approaching it sideways to try and hook it in

 
12 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Probably watched about half a game just as the swans switched on.

Their kicking predominately to central spots in their f50 just set them up for goal after goal.

In the last few years, we'd be more likely come along the wing and kick it into a pocket as that was predominately where our forwards seemed to lead.

It does my head in to think Goody is a specialist for their forward line.

The entries and forward seemed so clean and centred .

It hurts my brain to even think about how many games we threw away due to poor delivery and poor goal kicking from bad angles over the past 3 or 4 years.

Looking forward to some shots on goal from directly in front without a player approaching it sideways to try and hook it in

Good luck with the last Para, Kossie was trying from 25 metres out against the Tigers with no goal the result. Honestly I could have kicked that goal. 25 metres out, a 30 deg angle and he has no confidence in his ability to kick a straight forward goal. Hmm!


19 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

How do you think they’d feel? Serious question. My guess is it’s a non-issue for them, but if asked to answer the question they’d likely say they’re perfectly fine having Goody onboard. They’re mature professional athletes, not disgruntled Demons fans who have had it in for Goody for a long time and who continue to project their own feelings about Goody by posing questions like yours.

We are entitled to our opinion, if we could talk openly and say how it is but we can’t, read in between the lines, King has drawn a line in the sand & exited all the noise, good on him….

On 05/03/2026 at 16:20, DubDee said:

Funny that Oscar Allen’s injury worries have disappeared now he got the move he wanted

Worst club captain ever

Disgrace!

Seeing trac in a suns jumper, I'm at peace with it. I'm not sad, angry or annoyed.

But it will be interesting to see how his kicking is these days

LOL. The ground is empty and half the people there are probably Geelong supporters.


Gold Coast still cannot draw a crowd, even on a Friday night with a gifted team from the AFL.

I imagine Trac will need time to adjust to his new life.

One minute into the game and Petracca fumbles the ball because he expects to get hit.

bailey humphrey gives it to the cats fans after scoring that goal

i'm liking this kid more and more


I must have missed when Nathan Buckley joined the cats. Weird seeing him next to Chris Scott in the box

 
3 minutes ago, BoBo said:

I must have missed when Nathan Buckley joined the cats. Weird seeing him next to Chris Scott in the box

Consolation prize

6 minutes ago, BoBo said:

I must have missed when Nathan Buckley joined the cats. Weird seeing him next to Chris Scott in the box

Didnt know that either. Decided to see how a winning coach does it :) before he takes on Tassie.


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