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1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

wtf are they doing in the coaches box? Are we just rocking back and forth repeating “it’ll come good stick to the process”?

We’ll be lucky to have 40,000 members next year if Goodwin and this playing style is persisted with.

Goody never gives them a spray. That's what this team needs & I'd give fritsch a separate spray

 

Enough is enough. This is really shameful from Goodwin and co. We always knew he has no clue how to coach ball movement but to also now be the worst clearance team in the comp is unacceptable.

 

1st quarter

🤮comedy of errors

🤮bombers are [censored]. 💩💩 Dees are WORSE

🤮fumbles by Fritsch Clarry Petracca Rivers … perfect conditions

🤮chances chances chances -13 inside 50d (1 goal)

🤮Spargo 3 bad errors already

🤮JVR …minus 3

🤮pressure? 8 tackles only

️Pickett goal

👍🏻Tmcd Viney

Bummers 22. Dees 10.

1 minute ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Un defendable stat.

Absolutely. How could we? We’re told the team is not satisfied with getting better, and we need to get to the level. We’re not happy etc. You would assume we’d come out firing. Hungry. Desperate.

No??

Depressing and really confusing.


Pressure rating of 147

Gee they're trying hard

Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Watching from the top deck at the ground, I haven’t Simon that animated at the end of the quarter time huddle.

Hey can you tell me, with the longer kicks into F50, are we kicking it over shorter options?

Has completely removed any of our contest & defence we had , the continued bombing to a short fwd line, not picking Turner a tall wtf he has to go he’s lost the plot

 
Just now, dees189227 said:

Goody never gives them a spray. That's what this team needs & I'd give fritsch a separate spray

It's beyond a spray now.

This simply can't continue Steven Smith F k n do something!

13 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Viney’s disposal is a liability

Viney has actually been doing something!


This observation from the Age feed. At least I can access that

"They have no marks inside 50. It’s as though they come to training in whatever gear they want to wear and muck around."

4 minutes ago, Golly123 said:

Massage Sacking must take place

Saw it in Jones before the game.

Read the room.

Start with a caressing of the neck & shoulders before being swung out the door by both feet?

Edited by John Demonic


i think we might concede even more uncontested marks this week.

we are so bad right now

How can Trac not snap from 35 out?

Finally we kick to a leading forward and it's…Langdon. OK then!


1 minute ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

It's beyond a spray now.

This simply can't continue Steven Smith F k n do something!

He's going to want to stay in Europe longer. I wouldn't blame him

 

Nic Martin absolute dog act


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