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MFC Membership Survey 5 Words

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What five words did you choose to describe the club in the membership survey?

wasted-generational-list

communications-binfire

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    There was a membership survey?

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    1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    There was a membership survey?

    Yep did it tonight!

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    5 minutes ago, BrisbaneDemon said:

    Was brutally honest In the survey 

    Same here.

    Gave out lots of 0,1 and 2. Don’t even care anymore. 

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    Respectable, deferential, polite, frustrating. 

    I also implored the club to stop opposition supporters sitting in our Tridents reserved seat area. 

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    I summed up our season using an observation from one of our games. It’ll go over the heads of the people that run the club (wouldn’t have gone over the head of Roos or PJ though). 

    King’s Birthday; shaking Maynard’s hand. 

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    Calm don’t want to burn the place down,

    Frustration looking fwd to improved 2025 

    Love of Club and playing group

    Disappointed with clubs response to Media

    Reaffirmed my commitment to club

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    More readable

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    16 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

    Calm don’t want to burn the place down,

    Frustration looking fwd to improved 2025 

    Love of Club and playing group

    Disappointed with clubs response to Media

    Reaffirmed my commitment to club

    Those are all 6 words (except the last)

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    9 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I summed up our season using an observation from one of our games. It’ll go over the heads of the people that run the club (wouldn’t have gone over the head of Roos or PJ though). 

    King’s Birthday; shaking Maynard’s hand. 

    This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    A 1000 times this.

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    8 hours ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

    More importantly, what moment did you describe in 25 words or less?  

    1998 here we come

    2000 Beating Carlton

    2021 beating Cats for minor premiers down there

    2021 beating Cats in Prelim

    2021 Winning Granny v Dogs

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    11 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I summed up our season using an observation from one of our games. It’ll go over the heads of the people that run the club (wouldn’t have gone over the head of Roos or PJ though). 

    King’s Birthday; shaking Maynard’s hand. 

    That will stay with me forever. I could not believe it. Months later it still irks me.  

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    11 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Respectable, deferential, polite, frustrating. 

    I also implored the club to stop opposition supporters sitting in our Tridents reserved seat area. 

    I filled out the separate Trident members survey about a month ago , and also complained about opposition supporters sitting in our reserved area.I also requested that club ring me to discuss this ,and other concerns of mine, but so far no one has.Not happy

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    1 minute ago, Dingo said:

    I filled out the separate Trident members survey about a month ago , and also complained about opposition supporters sitting in our reserved area.I also requested that club ring me to discuss this ,and other concerns of mine, but so far no one has.Not happy

    I know I am only the lowest membership level. But it annoys me that there is no members only area. To achieve that you have to buy a reserved seat. 

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    Whilst there are plenty of jokes to be made, I strongly encourage everyone to complete the survey and give your honest views. 

    If you don’t like the club’s comms, this is your chance to say so. 

    If you don’t like seating arrangements, this is your chance to say so. 

    I’d also encourage you to focus on the good things where you find them - for me, the New Balance sponsorship is a positive for the club. I like their products and I think they properly invest in their football merch. 

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    17 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

    If you don’t like seating arrangements, this is your chance to say so. 

    Is "buttcheeks" one word or should I spread them?

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    Sorry but have been a Redleg's member for 30years, have not seen the survey, when did it come out?

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    6 hours ago, titan_uranus said:

    Whilst there are plenty of jokes to be made, I strongly encourage everyone to complete the survey and give your honest views. 

    If you don’t like the club’s comms, this is your chance to say so. 

    If you don’t like seating arrangements, this is your chance to say so. 

    I’d also encourage you to focus on the good things where you find them - for me, the New Balance sponsorship is a positive for the club. I like their products and I think they properly invest in their football merch. 

    I have done just that tu. Honest and  not stupid comments. 

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    2 hours ago, ANB Fan Boy said:

    Sorry but have been a Redleg's member for 30years, have not seen the survey, when did it come out?

    Saturday I think anb, I get the impression it is not to every member. 

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