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I'm giving a shout out to Fritta and Turner.

A close second to Jack Viney's anger management.

Do I have too much time on my hands?

 
 

Titan ur anus..........  my childish mind has a laugh every time I see it.  Sir why you little.......... my mind goes straight to Homer Simpson.


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13 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

Binmans PA

Yeah was going to list that as a third.

Break of Gawn is pretty clever.

27 minutes ago, Deebymistake said:

Titan ur anus..........  my childish mind has a laugh every time I see it.  Sir why you little.......... my mind goes straight to Homer Simpson.

“Why You Little” was first used in Warner Bros Cartoons, and where I first laughed out loud as a School kid. 
Homer used it to great effect in the early series of The Simpsons, when the were seriously violent and a Must Watch!!!

 

Regardless of what anyone comes up with from Demonland - no one will ever beat Machine Gun Fellatio as a name.


1 hour ago, Deebymistake said:

Titan ur anus..........  my childish mind has a laugh every time I see it.  Sir why you little.......... my mind goes straight to Homer Simpson.

I rate Titan as well. Always have a purile chuckle!

I'm also partial to Slartibartfast - wish I thought of it first.

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29 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Regardless of what anyone comes up with from Demonland - no one will ever beat Machine Gun Fellatio as a name.

Great band. 

Fritschy Business

Sparg Bol

 


 I dont mind Dazzle Davey & Bitter but Optimistic.

 

 

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49 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Roost it far 

That's the floodgates opened!

 
On 22/07/2024 at 18:00, leave it to deever said:

I'm giving a shout out to Fritta and Turner.

A close second to Jack Viney's anger management.

Do I have too much time on my hands?

Yes 

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

There's a bottle of Shiraz (admittedly not the real good stuff) on the way Jibroni.

Thanks mate, but only Barossa please :)


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