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  1. 1. Which AFL team is your least favourite?

    • Adelaide
      3
    • Brisbane
      1
    • Carlton
      18
    • Collingwood
      146
    • Essendon
      43
    • Fremantle
      1
    • Geelong
      32
    • Gold Coast
      0
    • GWS
      0
    • Hawthorn
      8
    • North Melbourne
      0
    • Port Adelaide
      0
    • Richmond
      4
    • St Kilda
      0
    • Sydney
      1
    • West Coast
      7
    • Western Bulldogs
      2

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As their anthem itself says …… Collingwood FOREVER.

Crows for me. 

“Kick A Vic”

Never forget. 

Eagles supporters are a very close second. Can’t stand watching games over at The Boo Factory (unless of course it’s a Grand Final with no Eagles present). 

 
1 hour ago, Bimbo said:

I am to my surprise not as anti GWS as I was.  That may relate to the current make up including Toby Bedford and Hogan and not Sheedy, $cully, Phat Phil or Silvagni

I’ve swung around on them too, $cully and getting robbed of all those draft picks when we were hopeless had them at number 1 for me, now I think I’ve been brainwashed by their social media team.. also they play good footy. 

One person voted Bulldogs. How can anyone hate the Bulldogs more than Essendon, Collingwood, and/or Carlton ???! Genuine question. 


2 hours ago, Mel Bourne said:

The Boo Factory

Good call. They were the main offenders.

Although these days it seems that all teams supporters do this.

Except of course us.

2 hours ago, Webber said:

As their anthem itself says …… Collingwood FOREVER.

I wonder if it's reciprocal?

This week it’s The poos and wees last week it was the scraggers next week it’s the drop kicks from port 

hmmm a pattern emerging 😀

 
3 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

Collingwood. This should be the only option in the poll….

It would be funny to create one of those joke polls where the answer automatically changes.
In this case to Collingwood, no matter what team is chosen.😀

PS Enjoying this one though. Especially as I got the top 3 right.


Feral, toothless, false teeth, sheeit for brains, ugly, Klingon look alikes, Lulie st Lunatics inc!

Least ‘favourite’?  It was difficult to nominate the ferals.  

Would have been a lot easier to tick Collingwood had the question being worded ‘which team to you hate / despise loathe the most’

My hatred of Jeelong, Hawthorn, Essendon and Carlton is a bees [censored] behind the Filth

The filth of course. Geelong are knawing at their ankles though.

Essendon. Nazi vibes made palatable by their recent Hogan's Heroes interpretation. 


Carlton, Geelong, Essendon, Collingwood & Footscray are my top 5. 

Hawthorn supporters are also a bunch of entitled jerks. 

The interstate clubs cause me minimal offence though Brisbane & Dane Zorko aren’t my favourites. 

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

One person voted Bulldogs. How can anyone hate the Bulldogs more than Essendon, Collingwood, and/or Carlton ???! Genuine question. 

Even Port is easy to hate more than the Doggies.

Collingwood

Geelong

Essendon

Carlton

Hawthorn

Port Adelaide

Crows

The rest should form a league with the Dees, becoming an improved competition operating without favour.

 

3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

My hatred of Jeelong, Hawthorn, Essendon and Carlton is a bees [censored] behind the Filth

And add Norf and St Failda to that list. Only other team I like is GWS.


I don't mind Collingwood as a team, but they're ruined by cultist fans who have a persecution complex despite following the most popular team.

But I'd still have them behind Essendon on my ballot paper.

Loathe: Collingwood, Essendon, WCE & Adelaide Crows.

Mild antipathy: Hawthorn & Brisbane Lions

 

 

9 hours ago, Mel Bourne said:

Crows for me. 

“Kick A Vic”

Never forget. 

Eagles supporters are a very close second. Can’t stand watching games over at The Boo Factory (unless of course it’s a Grand Final with no Eagles present). 

The very strong South Australian comp was decimated by the inception of the AFL, l am happy to see their teams do well. 

 

1. Collingwood - Complete revulsion

2. Geelong - I live near Geelong. Everyone barracks for Geelong. I hate Geelong.

3. Carlton - Card-carrying arrogant, entitled tossers.


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