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GAMEDAY: Opening Round vs Sydney

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Laurie and Shacky, and Spargo can GAGF.

 

Get Laurie off the ground now. Can't find the ball. Drops uncontested marks. Can't hit a target. Playing a man down here.

 

I really don't know how much longer I can handle a Goodwin-coached Melbourne.


 

We just need to elevate to 6 times their scoring shots and we'll win this.


Did they do ANY ball handling skills over summer.  Any at all??

Really very ordinary.

1 goal 8, to 4 3  can never be a winning score

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Laurie and Schache never again 

Anywhere near or inside 50 is a dog's breakfast and full panic mode.  No composure from anyone


3 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Is he wrong though? I am astonished these comments are being made at AFL level at all, let alone for us when our whole issue is F50 connection 

100%. It’s criminal that they’re not all on their bikes anytime the ball comes past half way


2 minutes ago, layzie said:

1.8

And 2 complete misses

The Roo & Shack forward .... so far 🤮

Admittedly the delivery has been putrid also

Shack has competed well up the ground

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Our ball handling skills are VFL level right now, dropping easy marks and fumbling the ball like amateurs. 


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  • PODCAST: Gold Coast

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