Laurie and Shacky, and Spargo can GAGF.

Get Laurie off the ground now. Can't find the ball. Drops uncontested marks. Can't hit a target. Playing a man down here.

Laurie fan boys..where are you?

Oh god when petraccas fumbling like that we're in trouble 

I really don't know how much longer I can handle a Goodwin-coached Melbourne.

Did someone forget the grippo?

Ffs poster

Get the grippo out FFS. The only positive in this half is Salem. 

1.8

We just need to elevate to 6 times their scoring shots and we'll win this.

1 Goal in a Half of Football Goodwin….

Did they do ANY ball handling skills over summer.  Any at all??

Really very ordinary.

1 goal 8, to 4 3  can never be a winning score

Edited March 7, 20242 yr by monoccular

Laurie and Schache never again 

Anywhere near or inside 50 is a dog's breakfast and full panic mode.  No composure from anyone

1 minute ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

Laurie fan boys..where are you?

Laurie is not the issue its the 1 goal 8 points

Did well there Blake Howes 

get around Howes there

Edited March 7, 20242 yr by cookieboc
typo

3 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Is he wrong though? I am astonished these comments are being made at AFL level at all, let alone for us when our whole issue is F50 connection 

100%. It’s criminal that they’re not all on their bikes anytime the ball comes past half way

Do they sell Grippo by the bucket?

I reckon the plan of handballing it to the feet of a teammate may need to change

2 minutes ago, layzie said:

1.8

And 2 complete misses

The Roo & Shack forward .... so far 🤮

Admittedly the delivery has been putrid also

Shack has competed well up the ground

Edited March 7, 20242 yr by Demon Dynasty

Who is our genius forward coach?

Our ball handling skills are VFL level right now, dropping easy marks and fumbling the ball like amateurs. 

Hypothetically would a Tom McDonald offered more up forward than Laurie or spargo