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GAMEDAY: SF vs Carlton

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Carlton fans want to get on a plane alreadyย 

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We have more scoring shots and they have been shots, despite all the poor kicking into in the 50 the 2nd. ย That is positive, we juts need to straighten up as the blues have been more accurate. ย Thank you Smith.

Tmac needs to pull his finger out and contest everything int he 50, I dont care if he never marks it. ย 

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Whatโ€™s the point of having 4 x field umpires when they never seem to be goal-side between the play and the goals - blatant incorrect disposal for us missed as a resultย 

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6 minutes ago, MoeSyzlak said:

BT is an obese, sleazy [censored]. Know from personal experience. May makes a great diving effort and he is critical saying itโ€™s dangerous. Last week he couldnโ€™t have jerked himself off any harder defending Maynard.ย 

Oooh that could have been easily an ACL, good decision by the umpire.

He said. Ump 22 and BT.ย 

What a combo

Pert and Roffey should be demanding heads roll from Laura kane and Andrew Dillon right now

I am sick of being nice

so blatant

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if no joy

media statements if not - โ€œit is difficult to escape the conclusion the afl has agenda for big clubs to be in the GF and or runs an extremely corrupt or incompetent umpiring system โ€œ

Yes - OTT but you get my drift

jesus weptย 


1 minute ago, IRW said:

TMac is a game killer and they have hom next season as well!

Takes the biggest defender..hasn't been true for seasons,now he just gets in the way and crushes our hopes.

Faark!ย 

TMac also gets caught in no mans land in transition as well, neither at the contest nor a kick behind/in front of play. Might as well not be out there a lot of the time. I was a huge fan of his but he just cannot get into a run let alone glide across the ground like he used to.

Our problem all year has been poor starts. Iโ€™ll take this at half time any day.ย 

Reckon weโ€™ll win this โ€ฆย 

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2 minutes ago, Boots and all said:

I'm waiting for the impossible hanger attempts now.

As soon as he ironed out Cripps, I told my son, Kossie won't do anything this game. His mind is now elsewhere. Hope he proves me wrong.ย 


Touched ball wasn't touched. What a surprise.

2 minutes ago, Roy Boy said:

Tries to be the tough guy too much too.

Just get a kick first Koz.

Undisciplined.

yep no need to get into opposition face when we have the shot.ย  ย Very disappointing year

Groundhog Day. This is painful, havenโ€™t given up but midfield need to lift big time.ย 

Richo is the biggest w*nker of them all.

1 minute ago, Smokey said:

Our problem all year has been poor starts. Iโ€™ll take this at half time any day.ย 

Reckon weโ€™ll win this โ€ฆย 

Much better space than last week.


We need to win the fricken football and move the ball with intent.ย 

25 tackles to 9 that quarter.

Contest defence my @rse. Where is our effort to do the 1%โ€™s?

So aside from not practising goalkicking at training, we seemingly donโ€™t value tackling either.

Goody said in 2021that he hoped fans would recognise and take pride in our game plan. That was then, 2023 is recognisable but it stinks.

1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Shown the touch goal another five time and I still can't see the touch.

Was the soft call goal?


1 minute ago, Chook said:

TMac also gets caught in no mans land in transition as well, neither at the contest nor a kick behind/in front of play. Might as well not be out there a lot of the time. I was a huge fan of his but he just cannot get into a run let alone glide across the ground like he used to.

Had this conversation for overย  18 months. And yet apparently he's still listed for next year.

Not a bad gig.

Just now, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Richo is the biggest w*nker of them all.

They are all wankers. All in on Carlton Pies GF. Betting companies also happy. [censored] the fans.

Clearances are hurting.

Carn boys.ย 

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2 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Shown the touch goal another five time and I still can't see the touch.

Wrong colours, mate


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