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Just now, Nudge said:

Not playing 

Voss wasn't that convincing today...

 
11 minutes ago, Dido said:

Demon fans traveling in Turkiye. Me and my die hard son. Managed to find a bar in Istanbul to watch the Dees and Maggies. But now heading into more rural areas. Can anyone suggest a way to watch the Carlton dees game on our phone? Would appreciate any help. Go red legs!

 

Watch AFL App. Used it while I was travelling OS this year. It costs. I hope you can find a good internet connection there.

I enjoyed Istanbul heaps, but quickly got tired of everyone and their dog trying to rip me off. 
 
Have a great vacation.

16 minutes ago, Dido said:

Demon fans traveling in Turkiye. Me and my die hard son. Managed to find a bar in Istanbul to watch the Dees and Maggies. But now heading into more rural areas. Can anyone suggest a way to watch the Carlton dees game on our phone? Would appreciate any help. Go red legs!

 

This sounds a bit like Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance 

 
17 minutes ago, Deevout said:

Watch AFL App. Used it while I was travelling OS this year. It costs. I hope you can find a good internet connection there.

I enjoyed Istanbul heaps, but quickly got tired of everyone and their dog trying to rip me off. 
 
Have a great vacation.

I think I'm gonna tune in to the SEN fanatic channel to listen to the MFC biased call. I can't stomach listening to Brian or any of the others after last week.  Robbo, Tom Morris and Lily Mithen will be a better experience! 

17 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

This sounds a bit like Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance 

More like Midnight Express 


1 hour ago, Norm Smith's Curse said:

Because last week we wasted Lever as a lockdown for most of the game. Third tall means Lever can actually do what he does best

We look a lot better when Tommo plays, and think we have a high Win% with him this year.....

 

26 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I really do believe we will win this. Not so confident about the Pf.

But it feels like the whole world is against us. Not just the Maynard  Incident. 

But we will coming out breathing fire and jump this mob. Their campaign is finished. They are in for a very rude awakening .

Here we go, the football supporters week

Post Loss....We're doomed, our flag was a fluke, Blues will smash us

Tuesday.....Tomlinson in, Jordan in, Goodwin presser felt upbeat

Thursday....Back in town Baby, Blues are doomed, we are clearly the better side

Well at least that's how my week has gone so far :)

18 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

This sounds a bit like Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance 

Exactly! We finally found the game through TNT English broadcaster.  A very excited Aussie couple barracking for Melbourne joined us half way through. Just fly in from Egypt. 

 

According to a Carlton mate, Cripps, Docherty and Curnow are battling the flu.

3 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

We look a lot better when Tommo plays, and think we have a high Win% with him this year.....

I reckon there is a bit of a myth in that.  He has played just 8 games this year.  Subbed out in two (winning games) and we lost two.

If he plays this week it will because we have no better option but his performance this year (KB aside) hasn't been convincing or finals worthy.


4 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

We look a lot better when Tommo plays, and think we have a high Win% with him this year.....

 

6w, 2l with Tomlinson in the team. I like him and hope he plays, although it might depend on how we feel about Carlton's decision to go small with their forward line.

 

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

According to a Carlton mate, Cripps, Docherty and Curnow are battling the flu.

They better not pass it on to us before we take on Brisbane.

4 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

We look a lot better when Tommo plays, and think we have a high Win% with him this year.....

 

We're 1-2 this year when Tommo plays and either May or Lever is injured.

We're 5-0 this year when Tommo/Lever/May all play.

I'm sure we'll eventually lose a game when all these 3 play, but the facts are we haven't lost a game when these three are in the same side since 2020.

In actual fact, our defence was brilliant in the early rounds of 2021 with Tomlinson taking a key forward each week before his knee reco. Petty took over his role successfully.

4 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Here we go, the football supporters week

Post Loss....We're doomed, our flag was a fluke, Blues will smash us

Tuesday.....Tomlinson in, Jordan in, Goodwin presser felt upbeat

Thursday....Back in town Baby, Blues are doomed, we are clearly the better side

Well at least that's how my week has gone so far :)

So much truth in this!! 🤣

2 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

They better not pass it on to us before we take on Brisbane.

Can't give it to us if they don't catch us 😉


2 hours ago, poita said:

Just to clarify what I read in the last minute regarding Tomlinson & Hibberd:

We had a team that was winning and playing well with Tomlinson alongside Lever & May.

We dumped Tomlinson after Richmond, brought him back against Hawthorn, then dumped him again for no reason to play Turner against Sydney. Turner wasn't great, but the team still won.

We then dumped Turner to play Hibberd against Collingwood. After a slow start Hibberd was okay, but the team lost.

We are now bringing back Tomlinson to play against Carlton without McKay, even though he didn't play when McKay did play in round 22. 

The question is why, oh why, would you keep stuffing around with the competition's best defence at this stage of the season?

Look I think it's mainly to gaslight you - and it's working, you've never posted anything remotely positive.

Yep, I've done the full swing in mood. Feeling like if we can take out Carlton we're better than 50/50 for the flag.

That's partly because I think Carlton are actually in the very top level at this stage of their momentum, and partly because if we manage to get our forward issues worked out enough to get past Carlton, then we'll have a plan in place for dealing with the rest.

19 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

According to a Carlton mate, Cripps, Docherty and Curnow are battling the flu.

How unfortunate 

1 hour ago, Dido said:

Demon fans traveling in Turkiye. Me and my die hard son. Managed to find a bar in Istanbul to watch the Dees and Maggies. But now heading into more rural areas. Can anyone suggest a way to watch the Carlton dees game on our phone? Would appreciate any help. Go red legs!

 

AFL overseas app …I think you can join for a week

2 minutes ago, loges said:

How unfortunate 

False alarm I just found out. His source was having a joke with him to lighten up the mood in their group chat. Seems they are nervous at Ikon. 


33 minutes ago, Ouch! said:

SEN fanatic channel to listen to the MFC biased call

I havent listened to SEN for a decade... so 😁

Explain Facebook Live GIF

I love Hibberd but it's clear to me we are just better overhead and even at ground level with Tomlinson. Hibberd is the smarter player and better run-with player but if we're to win on Friday then Tomlinson will be better for the run ahead of battling Elsa and Porpois Spit in the Lions forward line.

Grundy in?

 
4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Grundy in?

IN SYDNEY I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm yelling a response because you usually yell the Question.

Edited by Roost it far

4 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

IN SYDNEY I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm yelling a response because you usually yell the Question.

oh ok sorry!🫢


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