Dry July

[Demonland 65,945]

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[layzie 29,277]

[Dee Zephyr 17,836]

Surely they could’ve waited until July actually finishes and say last 24 games in July. 

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,499]

What's the context for the use of the word "Dry"?

[Demonland 65,945]

5 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

What's the context for the use of the word "Dry"?

Dry July is a concept where sone people take the opportunity not to drink alcohol during the month of July and hence Dry July. Dry July here is a play on that but the wins drying up for some teams.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,389]

I'm sure someone will tell me why I'm wrong but the above table seems a totally useless statistic to me.

[Graeme Yeats' Mullet 6,341]

9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm sure someone will tell me why I'm wrong but the above table seems a totally useless statistic to me.

Maybe, but just changed my Tip to Geelong.....

[Demonland 65,945]

10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm sure someone will tell me why I'm wrong but the above table seems a totally useless statistic to me.

It came from the Useless Statistics Facebook page so you're bang on the money. Have a drink on me in August.

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,499]

12 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Dry July is a concept where sone people take the opportunity not to drink alcohol during the month of July and hence Dry July. Dry July here is a play on that but the wins drying up for some teams.

OK...but for every team that has wins "drying up" another team is being, er, flooded with wins. They cancel each other out, for goodness sake!

[Demonland 65,945]

23 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

OK...but for every team that has wins "drying up" another team is being, er, flooded with wins. They cancel each other out, for goodness sake!

And hence it's a Dry July for only some teams. That is the point. It's raining goals in Geelong. Not so dry July for them. Please don't take this light-hearted thread so seriously. 

[monoccular 16,282]

56 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Dry July is a concept where sone people take the opportunity not to drink alcohol during the month of July and hence Dry July. Dry July here is a play on that but the wins drying up for some teams.

Thanks boss.     I had thought for a minute that you were about to recommend that we all have a dry July - which came rather late as a piece of advice.   😀  Cheers 🍹

Clearly the data show that Premierships are not won in July.

Do you have a similar table for September??

[Demonland 65,945]

26 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Do you have a similar table for September??

There's only one day in that month that actually matters. We've won 13 but sadly only 1 in the last 57 years.

[John Demonic 4,848]

Drinking contests are not won in July 

[Nairobi_Demon 315]

Bodes well for our game this weekend 😁

[ElDiablo14 3,279]

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

There's only one day in that month that actually matters. We've won 13 but sadly only 1 in the last 57 years.

Just 3 behind behind the so called big two, Carlton and Essendon

[In Harmes Way 7,594]

1 hour ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Just 3 behind behind the so called big two, Carlton and Essendon

2 after this year

[Lucifers Hero 37,211]

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm sure someone will tell me why I'm wrong but the above table seems a totally useless statistic to me.

When I saw the thread title and the 'Uncle Bitter' avatar I fully expected a quip saying that 'dry...(any month) ...' is too ridiculous to contemplate and any day is a good day for a 🍷!  😉

Edited July 20, 2023 by Lucifers Hero

[layzie 29,277]

14 hours ago, Demonland said:

Dry July is a concept where sone people take the opportunity not to drink alcohol during the month of July and hence Dry July. Dry July here is a play on that but the wins drying up for some teams.

They should make teams do Dry July until they get a win in July.

[Salems Lot 2,381]

 I made it through the first week of dry July before it became a very wet July.🥳

[Bitter but optimistic 21,389]

On 7/21/2023 at 6:43 AM, Lucifers Hero said:

When I saw the thread title and the 'Uncle Bitter' avatar I fully expected a quip saying that 'dry...(any month) ...' is too ridiculous to contemplate and any day is a good day for a 🍷!  😉

Oh ye of little faith !

It may surprise you Luci but I once successfully completed Febfast !!!!

( Of course the rebound effect was rather nasty to behold )

[Stiff Arm 4,413]

My missus is doing dry July. Forgotten how pleasant she could be...