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1 hour ago, Megatron said:

But Stringer missed the 2 first games, was MIA in round 3 and had his one good game for the year on the weekend but is in the top 10 🤔 

Yeah, but can kick a goal with a torp from outside 50.

So watchable. 

 
22 minutes ago, binman said:

Yeah, but can kick a goal with a torp from outside 50.

So watchable. 

And don’t forget what a top quality human he is 🙄

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

And don’t forget what a top quality human he is 🙄

the afl is littered with tqhs

 
19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

the afl is littered with tqhs

‘Litter’ being the operative word.

Edited by hardtack

Errr ... what is a 'tqh'?  (Asking for a friend.  And myself.)

edit:  Just worked it out.  Top Quality Human!  Carry on.

Edited by Demonstone


11 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Has he signed yet?  The longer it takes the more likely he's GONE

Sit down!

 
6 hours ago, Megatron said:

But Stringer missed the 2 first games, was MIA in round 3 and had his one good game for the year on the weekend but is in the top 10 🤔 

Hilarious stuff from Dwayne

I take whatever is said on SEN, 7 etc with a grain of salt.  They're all beholden to their masters and the mega broadcasting contracts / $$ on offer.  Tow the AFL line, always push / promote the big clubs (by number of members) and don't rock any boats!

Very much a directed and muzzled bunch now.  Anyone that speaks their mind is at risk.

I wonder if Cooney's spot on 'Armchair Experts' is at risk after speaking his mind about concussion on that d'[censored] reality show lately (no i didn't watch it...saw him on a promo).  Don't think Gil would've been too happy.

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I realse every man and his dog wants to know whether Kozzie wants to stay or go.

I believe the MFC has tabled an offer and he must now decide whether to accept the offer or make a case for a better offer by the MFC or other suitors with performances on the field.

Only he knows and obviously has not shared the information at this stage, so we must not panic before he actually comes out with the answer


13 minutes ago, durango said:

I realse every man and his dog wants to know whether Kozzie wants to stay or go.

I believe the MFC has tabled an offer and he must now decide whether to accept the offer or make a case for a better offer by the MFC or other suitors with performances on the field.

Only he knows and obviously has not shared the information at this stage, so we must not panic before he actually comes out with the answer

I'm not panicking,  ok !

13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

I'm not panicking,  ok !

Can you sit next to our good friend Roost it far and hold his hand tightly 

7 hours ago, Pennant St Dee said:

Nev is from Carey Park in Bunbury, not exactly outback, but I do agree he is someone’s who will consider Kozzie’s best interests in any advice given.

I was sitting near Byron at Optus on Sunday, good to see him looking happy and healthy and supporting both his nephew and the Dees

Level 3 just inside the 50m arc?

20 minutes ago, Sydee said:

Can you sit next to our good friend Roost it far and hold his hand tightly 

Thanks for caring :)

10 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Thanks for caring :)

We all care, RIA.

But good god, man; get it together! There are limits to that care.


7 hours ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Dwayno is the most infuriatingly biased and clueless commentator there is. I cannot stand him one iota. Has no clue and cannot believe his contract with SEN gets renewed every year. 

This list of his is so far off the mark it’s not funny. I mean he has Dusty in the top 10 and Trac and Oliver sitting outside of that.. 

Belongs in the same sales bin at Target with JB and BT. 

Even Target wouldn’t put Derwaynne, JB and BT in their sales bin - now, maybe, The Reject Shop would be a far more appropriate place. 

1 hour ago, Roost it far said:

Has he signed yet?  The longer it takes the more likely he's GONESIGN

 

12 hours ago, Megatron said:

But Stringer missed the 2 first games, was MIA in round 3 and had his one good game for the year on the weekend but is in the top 10 🤔 

Law 16: Use Absence To Increase Respect and Honour.

The more present you are, the more common you appear. Create an air of scarcity around yourself to increase your perceived value. If you currently exist within an established group, intermittently withdraw so that others talk about you and admire you more. 


3 minutes ago, chookrat said:

Law 16: Use Absence To Increase Respect and Honour.

The more present you are, the more common you appear. Create an air of scarcity around yourself to increase your perceived value. If you currently exist within an established group, intermittently withdraw so that others talk about you and admire you more. 

Nice one!

5 hours ago, McQueen said:

Level 3 just inside the 50m arc?

333

I wasn’t there but sat in that area for the 21 PF hiding of the Cats. All the Picketts were there then so it might be their seating. 

 
8 hours ago, chookrat said:

Law 16: Use Absence To Increase Respect and Honour.

The more present you are, the more common you appear. Create an air of scarcity around yourself to increase your perceived value. If you currently exist within an established group, intermittently withdraw so that others talk about you and admire you more. 

I have to leave

 

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