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Just like days of old. Numerous goals in deetime in numerous quarters.

No mental or physical stamina

 

Make no mistake, a straight sets exit in the semis is a fail. I can live with a prelim loss (which at this stage will be an annihilation) because it's a tight year and we need to sort some things out, but to go out in the semis in straight sets is straight up trash.

Ah well. Too banged up to do anything from here anyway. 

Our young players [censored] themselves anytime the pressure comes. Sparrow, Riv and Dogga all absolute howlers

 

At least we won’t have to waste our time watching Geelong smash us next week. 

Trash. Embarrassing trash.

Please just get the job done!


No changes to last week's side will come back & bite us on the [censored]. Pathetic & slow with dumb decisions all the time.

The thing grinding my gears tonight is the crowd, and not the ones that are there, but the ones that aren't.

Where the [censored] are you all?

Absolute disgrace that we are getting out shouted in our home game at our home ground. 

 

Well who thinks Brisbane are going to roll us this quarter?

We have had 5 more scoring shots. Those first quarter misses have really come back to bite us. It's the story of our season. Bad kicking


To think we were 3.6 to 0.3 with about a minute left of the first quarter.

Blowing this match so spectacularly is so very Melbourne.

Done and dusted will take a Done and dusted will take a miracle 


Im Standing at m9. There will be fights after the siren I reckon. If you have kids you might wanna leave 

Soft free but they deserve the lead


4 minutes ago, Darkhorse72 said:

how [censored] was that 2 holding the balls in our def 50 in the last 2 minutes 

 

4 minutes ago, Darkhorse72 said:

how [censored] was that 2 holding the balls in our def 50 in the last 2 minutes 

That’s a trend. Oppo forward 50 pressure and we crumble. Very predictable. 

Brisbane are gonna break their 8 year MCG hoodoo against us in a semi final. Embarrassing 

 

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