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If we win the flag from here I will..

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I’m with WCW here @dazzledavey36 . Really enjoy your post and your one of my favourite poster but I think it way to soon to be throwing in the towel. Second week of finals next week and we play the lions who we have had the wood over in recent times. 
You may be right about next season but it’s too early to be switching our focus from this finals series.  We should beat the lions next week and if we do then we are in a prelim. Still time to dream. 
Added point. If we win flag I’m willing to be a vegan for a month

Edited by Colm

 

I have half a bottle of Makers Mark left & almost a whole bottle of Russel's Reserve Single Barrel.  I'll be sipping those slowly but continuously over my week off and asking bro to join me while watching the replay over and over and spending up big on club merch.

Following that i will have a one week dry spell while waiting for merch and visit Dan's for another single barrel.

That will be followed by a further week off once the merch arrives to organise framing and mounting of club merch, then putting away the second single barrel while watching the last three finals on repeat.

After that three week hiatus i might need to consider getting back to work, that's assuming the war office hasn't filed for divorce by then.

If we manage to win it from here (unlikely), it would trump our drought breaking flag from last year by a long long way

 
58 minutes ago, Colm said:

I’m with WCW here @dazzledavey36 . Really enjoy your post and your one of my favourite poster but I think it way to soon to be throwing in the towel. Second week of finals next week and we play the lions who we have had the wood over in recent times. 
You may be right about next season but it’s too early to be switching our focus from this finals series.  We should beat the lions next week and if we do then we are in a prelim. Still time to dream. 
Added point. If we win flag I’m willing to be a vegan for a month

All good Colm.

Hope we can go as far as we can.

As a nuffie who doesn't actually understand football, I use sportsbet to substitute for any feelings.

We are still third favourite to win the flag and big favourite to win this week.

While it's not looking great, there's time to cry after the season. For now we should just be excited to smash Brisbane for a third time this year.

That will give the players confidence back and allow the coaches to think through the Geelong match up and come up with a strategy for it.

It's not over yet, think positive until it's over. 

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On 9/3/2022 at 11:57 AM, Doug Reemer said:

Streak up Swan street with nothing but my melbourne socks on.

CARNA PIES!!!

If we win the flag from here ….I won’t bag out on the what still appears to be a significant portion of our supporter base that for some reason cannot seem to throw off their veil of negativity that sucks the life out of the club, for the rest of the year….. nah, make that for the rest of the month.

Edited by Wodjathefirst

 

......have a great time at the Grand Final and Family Day. Bring it on!!!!


I will run naked to my neighbours who’s dog keeps [censored] on our lawn and fart in their faces.

It will be tattoo time I think

I will tell the world that was all I wanted to see and then start planing for the Three-peat. Because thats what I want. 

 


2 hours ago, Xecutioner said:

As a nuffie who doesn't actually understand football, I use sportsbet to substitute for any feelings.

We are still third favourite to win the flag and big favourite to win this week.

While it's not looking great, there's time to cry after the season. For now we should just be excited to smash Brisbane for a third time this year.

That will give the players confidence back and allow the coaches to think through the Geelong match up and come up with a strategy for it.

It's not over yet, think positive until it's over. 

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Melb Vs Sydney $3.75

Melb Vs Pies     $15.00

Melb Vs Freo    $21.00

2 hours ago, Mr Steve said:

Melb Vs Sydney $3.75

Melb Vs Pies     $15.00

Melb Vs Freo    $21.00

I’d love for it to be us vs. Freo coz in the event of the worst thing I’d rather go down to them rather than either of the others. 

On 9/3/2022 at 12:44 PM, dl4e said:

Drink too much Beer and get a case of Gout.

Drink a case of beer and get too much gout.

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

be the most annoying [censored] in melbourne......maybe the world 

You're saying you wouldn't let the Premiership change you in any way?  :lol:

....... destroy my poor old liver.

Throw in my kidneys for good measure.

That and buy another $2K signed Guernsey.


On 9/3/2022 at 4:17 AM, mo64 said:

I'd be envious if you said "with nothing but my Melbourne sock on".

I am not sure this observation is relevant but I have noticed that the players all wear short socks these days.

It will be absolutely incredible if we win from here!

My ideal scenario would be the great Ronald Dale Barassi presenting the Premiership Cup to the victorious Melbourne Demons coach Simon Goodwin and Melbourne Demons captain Max Gawn. This time at a packed MCG filled with many Melbourne Demons supporters. Hopefully this time Simon Goodwin can give a quick speech as well! Especially after being rudely forgotten about by Basil Zempilas last year in 2021.

I will then celebrate by singing "It's a Grand Old Flag" until my voice gives out and cry tears of joy with my Dad who I would hopefully be bringing to the AFL Grand Final at the MCG.

I will definitely have a few drinks and party hard at the Premiership after party and at the Melbourne Demons family day event the next day!

I will also get (more!) photos with another brand new AFL Premiership Cup!

Winning a Premiership at the MCG in front all of us loyal Members Demons members and supporters who couldn't make it over to Perth last year would also be extra special.

It is definitely time to hold the "holy grail" ,the AFL Premiership Cup, aloft for the Melbourne Football Club at our spiritual home the MCG!

GO DEMONS!!! 🔴🔵👹

https://youtu.be/4uT68kkN-aQ

 
6 hours ago, Vipercrunch said:

It will be tattoo time I think

I’ll have to add 2022 below 2021 !

I'll Mon and tues off work and get along to as many team functions as i can.

Drink plenty of beer

Watch the replay a few times

Devour every bit of media coverage there is

Load up on merch


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