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What would they be doing..? 

Ben King - Porn star
Zak Jones - Plumber
Joe Daniher - School janitor
Tex Walker - Garbageman
Max Gawn - Barista
Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jake Stringer - Bottle shop attendant
Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
Tim Membrey - Red Bull salesman
Eric Hipwood - Lead singer of an 80’s glam rock cover band
Cam Rayner - Pool boy
Jack Ziebell - CrossFit instructor
Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
Jack Darling - Ice cream parlour assistant 

 
 

Jake Lever = Undertaker in Dickensian times

Langdon = International surfer

Ben Brown= Dr Who

Oliver= Ginger Meggs

Edited by Diamond_Jim


Cody Weightman - Lynx Body Spray sales rep.

Stewart Dew - Dons Small Goods state manager (Queensland)

Charlie Dixon - let’s just say he owns 2 phones and leave it at that.

Sam Weideman - Gigolo

Dustin Martin - Meth Cook

Joel Selwood - Confidence Trickster

Steele Sidebottom - Sideshow Attraction

Christian Petracca - Mafia Don

Tom Hawkins - Fruit Picker

Toby Greene - Hitman

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I do like fruit picker for Tom Hawkins, I was also thinking cow milker. 

Jeremy Cameron - used car salesman 

 

Harmsey - mechanic

Jack Viney - gym instructor

Maxy - tram driver

bowser - youtuber

Jaydon Hunt - gigolo

Ben Brown - new age hipster

Steven May - Bouncer

Clarry - brickie

The Weid - PE teacher

TMac - farmer


Mark Blicavs - Steeplechaser 


Hawkins - manikin 

English - scarecrow 

Joel Smith - soccer player. Played for 10 years and still unsure if he is a fwd or defender

These are nothing short of pure gold. Thanks everyone.

  • Selwood – hangman
  • ANB – rugby player
  • Heppell – dating app ghost writer
  • Ginnivan – water slide tester
  • Mason Cox – WWF showman
  • Danger - management consultant
  • Reiwoldt – commercial property salesman
  • Natanui – rental boyfriend
  • Grundy – professional bridesmaid
  • Langers – pizza deliver driver
  • Wright - IMAX screen Cleaner
  • Pendles - Feng Shui consultant
  • Maysie - iceberg mover
  • Tex – adult toy tester
  • Bont – fortune cookie writer
  • Big Nank – bingo hall manager
  • Guthrie – wind turbine service technician

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

Ed Langdon would have to be a deliveroo bike rider wouldn’t he?


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Nick Blakey - Bee keeper 

Todd Goldstein - Door to door watch salesman 

Levi Casboult - Men’s department assistant manager at Lowes

Mitch McGovern - Fruit stand replenisher at Woolworths 

Will Hoskin-Elliott - Muffin break franchise owner 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

BEST. THREAD. EVER. 🤣

I am legit crying rn 😂😂😂

Thank you ET!!!!!!

 
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Jake Lever - Colonel in the Army

Jack Reiwoldt - TVSN (TV shopping network) presenter 

Jack Ginnivan - Love island Australia contestant 

Jacob Weitering - Philosophy Professor 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay


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