If current players weren’t playing footy..

[Ethan Tremblay 31,388]

What would they be doing..? 

Ben King - Porn star
Zak Jones - Plumber
Joe Daniher - School janitor
Tex Walker - Garbageman
Max Gawn - Barista
Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jake Stringer - Bottle shop attendant
Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
Tim Membrey - Red Bull salesman
Eric Hipwood - Lead singer of an 80’s glam rock cover band
Cam Rayner - Pool boy
Jack Ziebell - CrossFit instructor
Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
Jack Darling - Ice cream parlour assistant 

[dazzledavey36 56,334]

Jordan DeGoey - Jail

[rjay 25,424]

Thanks '@Ethan Tremblay'...magic work mate.

[Fanatique Demon 2,764]

Jake Lever: Sergeant Major. 

[Diamond_Jim 12,772]

Jake Lever = Undertaker in Dickensian times

Langdon = International surfer

Ben Brown= Dr Who

Oliver= Ginger Meggs

Edited August 12, 2022 by Diamond_Jim

[The heart beats true 18,201]

Cody Weightman - Lynx Body Spray sales rep.

Stewart Dew - Dons Small Goods state manager (Queensland)

Charlie Dixon - let’s just say he owns 2 phones and leave it at that.

[Macca 17,127]

Sam Weideman - Gigolo

Dustin Martin - Meth Cook

Joel Selwood - Confidence Trickster

Steele Sidebottom - Sideshow Attraction

Christian Petracca - Mafia Don

Tom Hawkins - Fruit Picker

Toby Greene - Hitman

[Ethan Tremblay 31,388]

I do like fruit picker for Tom Hawkins, I was also thinking cow milker. 

Jeremy Cameron - used car salesman 

[doc roet 1,302]

Kozzie -- rodeo clown/barrelman

[BDA 23,048]

Harmsey - mechanic

Jack Viney - gym instructor

Maxy - tram driver

bowser - youtuber

Jaydon Hunt - gigolo

Ben Brown - new age hipster

Steven May - Bouncer

Clarry - brickie

The Weid - PE teacher

TMac - farmer

[Dee Zephyr 19,311]

Mark Blicavs - Steeplechaser 

[chook fowler 19,772]

Bowza - the dwarf at St Kilda’s mad Monday 

[Fritta and Turner 4,696]

Tom Hawkins - gargoyle

[Tim 3,545]

Rory Lobb - grave digger

[chook fowler 19,772]

May - prison guard 

Melk - crowd controller 

[Graeme Yeats' Mullet 6,792]

James Harmes - Dental Hygienist

[DubDee 26,674]

Hawkins - manikin 

English - scarecrow 

Joel Smith - soccer player. Played for 10 years and still unsure if he is a fwd or defender

[Queanbeyan Demon 7,023]

These are nothing short of pure gold. Thanks everyone.

• Selwood – hangman
• ANB – rugby player
• Heppell – dating app ghost writer
• Ginnivan – water slide tester
• Mason Cox – WWF showman
• Danger - management consultant
• Reiwoldt – commercial property salesman
• Natanui – rental boyfriend
• Grundy – professional bridesmaid
• Langers – pizza deliver driver
• Wright - IMAX screen Cleaner
• Pendles - Feng Shui consultant
• Maysie - iceberg mover
• Tex – adult toy tester
• Bont – fortune cookie writer
• Big Nank – bingo hall manager
• Guthrie – wind turbine service technician

Edited August 13, 2022 by Queanbeyan Demon

[deebunked 285]

Hilarious....

Tom Hawkins...fruit picker 55555555555555

Isnt our Bailey Fritch a weekdays  sparky ?

[In Harmes Way 7,869]

Ed Langdon would have to be a deliveroo bike rider wouldn’t he?

[Ethan Tremblay 31,388]

Nick Blakey - Bee keeper 

Todd Goldstein - Door to door watch salesman 

Levi Casboult - Men’s department assistant manager at Lowes

Mitch McGovern - Fruit stand replenisher at Woolworths 

Will Hoskin-Elliott - Muffin break franchise owner 

Edited August 13, 2022 by Ethan Tremblay

[Roger Mellie 4,205]

Nat Fyfe - Hair Consultant

Jack Viney - boxer or demolition contractor

[Guest]

BEST. THREAD. EVER. 🤣

I am legit crying rn 😂😂😂

Thank you ET!!!!!!

[Ethan Tremblay 31,388]

Jake Lever - Colonel in the Army

Jack Reiwoldt - TVSN (TV shopping network) presenter 

Jack Ginnivan - Love island Australia contestant 

Jacob Weitering - Philosophy Professor 

Edited August 13, 2022 by Ethan Tremblay

[chook fowler 19,772]

Ed Langdon- a motivational speaker