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If current players weren’t playing footy..

Ethan Tremblay
in Melbourne Demons

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What would they be doing..? 

Ben King - Porn star
Zak Jones - Plumber
Joe Daniher - School janitor
Tex Walker - Garbageman
Max Gawn - Barista
Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jake Stringer - Bottle shop attendant
Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
Tim Membrey - Red Bull salesman
Eric Hipwood - Lead singer of an 80’s glam rock cover band
Cam Rayner - Pool boy
Jack Ziebell - CrossFit instructor
Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
Jack Darling - Ice cream parlour assistant 

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    Jake Lever = Undertaker in Dickensian times

    Langdon = International surfer

    Ben Brown= Dr Who

    Oliver= Ginger Meggs

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    Cody Weightman - Lynx Body Spray sales rep.

    Stewart Dew - Dons Small Goods state manager (Queensland)

    Charlie Dixon - let’s just say he owns 2 phones and leave it at that.

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    Sam Weideman - Gigolo

    Dustin Martin - Meth Cook

    Joel Selwood - Confidence Trickster

    Steele Sidebottom - Sideshow Attraction

    Christian Petracca - Mafia Don

    Tom Hawkins - Fruit Picker

    Toby Greene - Hitman

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    I do like fruit picker for Tom Hawkins, I was also thinking cow milker. 

    Jeremy Cameron - used car salesman 

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    Harmsey - mechanic

    Jack Viney - gym instructor

    Maxy - tram driver

    bowser - youtuber

    Jaydon Hunt - gigolo

    Ben Brown - new age hipster

    Steven May - Bouncer

    Clarry - brickie

    The Weid - PE teacher

    TMac - farmer

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    Mark Blicavs - Steeplechaser 

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    Hawkins - manikin 

    English - scarecrow 

    Joel Smith - soccer player. Played for 10 years and still unsure if he is a fwd or defender

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    These are nothing short of pure gold. Thanks everyone.

    • Selwood – hangman
    • ANB – rugby player
    • Heppell – dating app ghost writer
    • Ginnivan – water slide tester
    • Mason Cox – WWF showman
    • Danger - management consultant
    • Reiwoldt – commercial property salesman
    • Natanui – rental boyfriend
    • Grundy – professional bridesmaid
    • Langers – pizza deliver driver
    • Wright - IMAX screen Cleaner
    • Pendles - Feng Shui consultant
    • Maysie - iceberg mover
    • Tex – adult toy tester
    • Bont – fortune cookie writer
    • Big Nank – bingo hall manager
    • Guthrie – wind turbine service technician

    Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

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    Hilarious....

    Tom Hawkins...fruit picker 55555555555555

    Isnt our Bailey Fritch a weekdays  sparky ?

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    Ed Langdon would have to be a deliveroo bike rider wouldn’t he?

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    Nick Blakey - Bee keeper 

    Todd Goldstein - Door to door watch salesman 

    Levi Casboult - Men’s department assistant manager at Lowes

    Mitch McGovern - Fruit stand replenisher at Woolworths 

    Will Hoskin-Elliott - Muffin break franchise owner 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    BEST. THREAD. EVER. 🤣

    I am legit crying rn 😂😂😂

    Thank you ET!!!!!!

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    Jake Lever - Colonel in the Army

    Jack Reiwoldt - TVSN (TV shopping network) presenter 

    Jack Ginnivan - Love island Australia contestant 

    Jacob Weitering - Philosophy Professor 

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