Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Clayton Oliver: A Demon for Life

Lucifers Hero
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

 
5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

 

Clarry - as of this week - 4001 possessions -of these  2127 contested,  935 clearances.

 

 

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Thanks 1
    • Love 2
     
    46 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    Grundy's contract was always rubbish from the moment it was signed (in January with a season still to run from memory) - midfielders are different to ruckman and he was overvalued off one good season. Clarry is a multiple B&F, champion midfielder with one flag already under his belt and leading the AFLCA award and warm favourite for the Brownlow and he's only 24. You wrap these guys up the minute you have the chance.

    And not to jinx him, but he’s been remarkably resilient. Has he missed a game since debut? 

    Knock Knock Good Luck GIF by StickerGiant

  • Quote
    • Like 9

    17 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

    Not a particularly intellectual comment but this completely sums it up:

    F*#k yeah!
     

    Perhaps you were a Collingwood supporter in a previous life ? 

  • Quote
    • Haha 1

    What a pleasant surprise!

    I didn't expect this to happen this year with Clayton Oliver signing a long-term contract.

    It shows that Clarrie has a lot of faith in the Melbourne Demons and wants to be part of long-term success.

    Let's hope this signing inspires both Angus Brayshaw and Luke Jackson to follow suit with signing their contracts.

    Time to build a Demons Dynasty with multiple Premierships!

     

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    Whatever happens this year, I think we've just won 2023, with no distraction from Clarry, Dogga or Gus's contract status. Whatever happens.

  • Quote
    • Like 2
     
    4 minutes ago, Sydee said:

    Perhaps you were a Collingwood supporter in a previous life ? 

    I’ve never supported Collingwood.

    But perhaps I was a feral pig or a desert rat, or something similar.

     

  • Quote
    • Haha 8

    Great news! Onya Clarry!

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    CLARRY CHOO CHOO THE BIG RICH RANGA🤩😍🥰

  • Quote
    • Haha 6

    I would think the long contract gives us a bit of flexibility with our cap.  Run his contract out to his 33rd year allowing us to pay him a bit less in our premiership window years and comparatively more in the back end rebuild years.   

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Thank you, Clarry! An incredible career at the Dees already and you’re not even half way through. 

    I remember your first game v the Giants - coming off the bench, being thrust into the middle and winning that centre bounce clearance with your first touch! More than 20 touches in just over 50% game time, most of them contested, so clean, so creative, so courageous. (I and my kids were very cross you didn’t get more game time and also when you were later dropped/managed in that season.)

    Apologies to Robbie, but you’re the best MFC player I’ve ever seen, and you’re only getting better!

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    24 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Ummm, is your real name Timmy?

     

    nrOI7ce.jpg

     

    My dad called me a bastard once.

    I told him that was a bigger insult to him than me.

  • Quote
    • Haha 4
    22 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    CLARRY CHOO CHOO THE BIG RICH RANGA🤩😍🥰

    The Orient Express picket?

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Awake at 3.00am, mind reeling from the Ukraine, Jacko, China, Brayshaw, Energy crisis, TMcs foot.....and my broken dreams haunted by my late X.....

    and now I am Walking on Sunshine, oh yeah.....

  • Quote
    • Like 3
    • Haha 3

    Often wonder who he was pointing to after he kick the his goal in the GF

  • Quote
    39 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

    My dad called me a bastard once.

    I told him that was a bigger insult to him than me.

    Reminds me of the actor Jack Nicholson telling the story of his mother not appreciating the irony of her calling him a "son of a b*tch".

  • Quote
    • Haha 2

    4 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    Reminds me of the actor Jack Nicholson telling the story of his mother not appreciating the irony of her calling him a "son of a b*tch".

    She wasnt his mother. He didnt know his sister was his mother.

  • Quote

    Still think we should have picked Parish

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 8
     
    20 minutes ago, Damo said:

    She wasnt his mother. He didnt know his sister was his mother.

    For anyone who hasn't seen it, make sure you take a look at what I believe is Nicholson's finest movie, "Chinatown". Then come back and read the post I've quoted and you'll understand why I mentioned it here.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Author

    image.png.944faa791eb4be743525dc2cb34de587.png

     

    Methinks there has been a typo 😮in the title.

  • Quote
    • Haha 4

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • Welcome to Demonland: Steven King

      The Melbourne Football Club has selected a new coach for the 2026 season appointing Geelong Football Club assistant coach Steven King to the head role.

        • Like
      • 294 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW PREVIEW: Port Adelaide

      The undefeated Demons venture across the continent to the spiritual home of the Port Adelaide Football Club on Saturday afternoon for the inaugural match for premiership points between these long-historied clubs. Alberton Oval will however, be a ground familiar to our players following a practice match there last year. We lost both the game and Liv Purcell, who missed 7 home and away matches after suffering facial fractures in the dying moments of the game.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Richmond

      A glorious sunny afternoon with a typically strong Casey Fields breeze favouring the city end greeted this round four clash of the undefeated Narrm against the winless Tigers. Pre-match, the teams entered the ground through the Deearmy’s inclusive banner—"Narrm Football Weaving Communities Together and then Warumungu/Yawuru woman and Fox Boundary Rider, Megan Waters, gave the official acknowledgement of country. Any concerns that Collingwood’s strategy of last week to discombobulate the Dees would be replicated by Ryan Ferguson and his Tigers evaporated in the second quarter when Richmond failed to use the wind advantage and Narrm scored three unanswered goals. 

      • 4 replies
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Frankston

      The late-season run of Casey wins was broken in their first semifinal against Frankston in a heartbreaking end at Kinetic Stadium on Saturday night that in many respects reflected their entire season. When they were bad, they committed all of the football transgressions, including poor disposal, indiscipline, an inability to exert pressure, and some terrible decision-making, as exemplified by the period in the game when they conceded nine unanswered goals from early in the second quarter until halfway through the third term. You rarely win when you do this.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW PREVIEW: Richmond

      Round four kicks off early Saturday afternoon at Casey Fields, as the mighty Narrm host the winless Richmond Tigers in the second week of Indigenous Round celebrations. With ideal footy conditions forecast—20 degrees, overcast skies, and a gentle breeze — expect a fast-paced contest. Narrm enters with momentum and a dangerous forward line, while Richmond is still searching for its first win. With key injuries on both sides and pride on the line, this clash promises plenty.

      • 3 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Collingwood

      Expectations of a comfortable win for Narrm at Victoria Park quickly evaporated as the match turned into a tense nail-biter. After a confident start by the Demons, the Pies piled on pressure and forced red and blue supporters to hold their collective breath until after the final siren. In a frenetic, physical contest, it was Captain Kate’s clutch last quarter goal and a missed shot from Collingwood’s Grace Campbell after the siren which sealed a thrilling 4-point win. Finally, Narrm supporters could breathe easy.

      • 2 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.