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Clayton Oliver: A Demon for Life

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5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

 

Clarry - as of this week - 4001 possessions -of these  2127 contested,  935 clearances.

 

 

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    46 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    Grundy's contract was always rubbish from the moment it was signed (in January with a season still to run from memory) - midfielders are different to ruckman and he was overvalued off one good season. Clarry is a multiple B&F, champion midfielder with one flag already under his belt and leading the AFLCA award and warm favourite for the Brownlow and he's only 24. You wrap these guys up the minute you have the chance.

    And not to jinx him, but he’s been remarkably resilient. Has he missed a game since debut? 

    Knock Knock Good Luck GIF by StickerGiant

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    17 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

    Not a particularly intellectual comment but this completely sums it up:

    F*#k yeah!
     

    Perhaps you were a Collingwood supporter in a previous life ? 

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    What a pleasant surprise!

    I didn't expect this to happen this year with Clayton Oliver signing a long-term contract.

    It shows that Clarrie has a lot of faith in the Melbourne Demons and wants to be part of long-term success.

    Let's hope this signing inspires both Angus Brayshaw and Luke Jackson to follow suit with signing their contracts.

    Time to build a Demons Dynasty with multiple Premierships!

     

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    Whatever happens this year, I think we've just won 2023, with no distraction from Clarry, Dogga or Gus's contract status. Whatever happens.

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    4 minutes ago, Sydee said:

    Perhaps you were a Collingwood supporter in a previous life ? 

    I’ve never supported Collingwood.

    But perhaps I was a feral pig or a desert rat, or something similar.

     

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    Great news! Onya Clarry!

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    CLARRY CHOO CHOO THE BIG RICH RANGA🤩😍🥰

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    I would think the long contract gives us a bit of flexibility with our cap.  Run his contract out to his 33rd year allowing us to pay him a bit less in our premiership window years and comparatively more in the back end rebuild years.   

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    Thank you, Clarry! An incredible career at the Dees already and you’re not even half way through. 

    I remember your first game v the Giants - coming off the bench, being thrust into the middle and winning that centre bounce clearance with your first touch! More than 20 touches in just over 50% game time, most of them contested, so clean, so creative, so courageous. (I and my kids were very cross you didn’t get more game time and also when you were later dropped/managed in that season.)

    Apologies to Robbie, but you’re the best MFC player I’ve ever seen, and you’re only getting better!

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    24 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Ummm, is your real name Timmy?

     

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    My dad called me a bastard once.

    I told him that was a bigger insult to him than me.

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    22 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    CLARRY CHOO CHOO THE BIG RICH RANGA🤩😍🥰

    The Orient Express picket?

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    Awake at 3.00am, mind reeling from the Ukraine, Jacko, China, Brayshaw, Energy crisis, TMcs foot.....and my broken dreams haunted by my late X.....

    and now I am Walking on Sunshine, oh yeah.....

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    Often wonder who he was pointing to after he kick the his goal in the GF

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    39 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

    My dad called me a bastard once.

    I told him that was a bigger insult to him than me.

    Reminds me of the actor Jack Nicholson telling the story of his mother not appreciating the irony of her calling him a "son of a b*tch".

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    4 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    Reminds me of the actor Jack Nicholson telling the story of his mother not appreciating the irony of her calling him a "son of a b*tch".

    She wasnt his mother. He didnt know his sister was his mother.

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    Still think we should have picked Parish

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    20 minutes ago, Damo said:

    She wasnt his mother. He didnt know his sister was his mother.

    For anyone who hasn't seen it, make sure you take a look at what I believe is Nicholson's finest movie, "Chinatown". Then come back and read the post I've quoted and you'll understand why I mentioned it here.

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    Methinks there has been a typo 😮in the title.

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