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We will murder the filth on Monday.

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We will not just beat them, we will murder the filth on Queens birthday 2022.

I just feel it in my bones.

We are a club with values and principles with their backs against the wall. We are a club prepared to sanction and suspend those who step outside those principles.  

We have been blasted 24-7 since Sunday in the press for all the wrong reasons, when there is so much going right.

So many supporters, members, players, coaches, and admin staff and everyone else who loves our club will be bleeding red and blue right now. Angry as [censored]. Channelling this anger and applying it to playing football will be the secret weapon.

Against a club whose questionable values and principles failed to suspend a player for a not so dissimilar transgression in another country. Against members of the public. The value differential between the two sides is stark. And this is key.

Time to make a stand Melbourne. Time to murder the filth.

Time to turn up and finally enjoy an old fashioned epoch-making Melbourne MCG slaughter of the filth of truly epic proportions.

Don't have tickets and want to witness the murder?

I have 2 tickets I bought 2 weeks ago that I no longer need, as I've accepted an invitation to the murder from the hallowed seats of the MCC for only the 2nd time in my life.

The 2 adjacent tickets are on the 2nd row, 4th level, Olympic stand, next to the MCC on the wing.

I'd hate them to go to waste. They cost me $53. I'm happy to give them away for free to a Demonlander so that they can also witness the murder with their own eyes.  

1st Demonlander to PM me will get the tickets.

Go Dees!

 

 

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, AC/DeeC said:

We will not just beat them, we will murder the filth on Queens birthday 2022.

[censored] I hope you’re right. I also feel it in my waters too.

How many sherbets have you had old mate. 

Good read though. "old fashioned epoch-making Melbourne MCG slaughter" is a great line haha

 
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1 minute ago, DemonWA said:

How many sherbets have you had old mate. 

Good read though. "old fashioned epoch-making Melbourne MCG slaughter" is a great line haha

Loved having a few Sherbets tonight DemonWa. Allows the creative juices to flow. Glad you enjoyed my litracha!

I truly hope we absolutely rip them to shreds. The club has been questioned this week. If we can't get up for this after the fortnight we've had then I feel back to back just ain't within the realm of possibility. 


Firstly, 'AC/DeeC' is brilliant.

Secondly, I felt this was a line in the sand game before the May incident. We needed to go into the bye with a win to steady. We have a very tough road home.

Having said that, if the events of this week don't pull leaders like brown, petracca and lever out of their slumps not sure what will.

We must play for each other, but more so we must take our chances when we get them. 

 
6 hours ago, AC/DeeC said:

We will not just beat them, we will murder the filth on Queens birthday 2022.

I just feel it in my bones.

We are a club with values and principles with their backs against the wall. We are a club prepared to sanction and suspend those who step outside those principles.  

We have been blasted 24-7 since Sunday in the press for all the wrong reasons, when there is so much going right.

So many supporters, members, players, coaches, and admin staff and everyone else who loves our club will be bleeding red and blue right now. Angry as [censored]. Channelling this anger and applying it to playing football will be the secret weapon.

Against a club whose questionable values and principles failed to suspend a player for a not so dissimilar transgression in another country. Against members of the public. The value differential between the two sides is stark. And this is key.

Time to make a stand Melbourne. Time to murder the filth.

Time to turn up and finally enjoy an old fashioned epoch-making Melbourne MCG slaughter of the filth of truly epic proportions.

Don't have tickets and want to witness the murder?

I have 2 tickets I bought 2 weeks ago that I no longer need, as I've accepted an invitation to the murder from the hallowed seats of the MCC for only the 2nd time in my life.

The 2 adjacent tickets are on the 2nd row, 4th level, Olympic stand, next to the MCC on the wing.

I'd hate them to go to waste. They cost me $53. I'm happy to give them away for free to a Demonlander so that they can also witness the murder with their own eyes.  

1st Demonlander to PM me will get the tickets.

Go Dees!

 

 

 

Love your sentiment @AC/DeeC

We'll put in a big performance for sure. I don;t think we'll belt them but i reckon we'll win by 30 points or so

Go Dees

Do they have a young player we can attack, as they did to Jack Watts all those years ago? 


22 minutes ago, 1964_2 said:

Do they have a young player we can attack, as they did to Jack Watts all those years ago? 

Ginnivan is the perfect target.

9 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Ginnivan is the perfect target.

Will be a protected species this week.

7 hours ago, AC/DeeC said:

We will not just beat them, we will murder the filth on Queens birthday 2022.

I just feel it in my bones.

We are a club with values and principles with their backs against the wall. We are a club prepared to sanction and suspend those who step outside those principles.  

We have been blasted 24-7 since Sunday in the press for all the wrong reasons, when there is so much going right.

So many supporters, members, players, coaches, and admin staff and everyone else who loves our club will be bleeding red and blue right now. Angry as [censored]. Channelling this anger and applying it to playing football will be the secret weapon.

Against a club whose questionable values and principles failed to suspend a player for a not so dissimilar transgression in another country. Against members of the public. The value differential between the two sides is stark. And this is key.

Time to make a stand Melbourne. Time to murder the filth.

Time to turn up and finally enjoy an old fashioned epoch-making Melbourne MCG slaughter of the filth of truly epic proportions.

Don't have tickets and want to witness the murder?

I have 2 tickets I bought 2 weeks ago that I no longer need, as I've accepted an invitation to the murder from the hallowed seats of the MCC for only the 2nd time in my life.

The 2 adjacent tickets are on the 2nd row, 4th level, Olympic stand, next to the MCC on the wing.

I'd hate them to go to waste. They cost me $53. I'm happy to give them away for free to a Demonlander so that they can also witness the murder with their own eyes.  

1st Demonlander to PM me will get the tickets.

Go Dees!

 

 

 

LOVE your high-spirited enthusiasm!!!

A very welcome contrast to the all-too-prevalent defeatism (alcohol-induced or otherwise). 😁

And I’m with you! We’ll smash the ne’er-do-wells into the middle of next week!!!

GO THE MIGHTY DEES!!!

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

18 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Collingwood should win.

Now that will get some comment CB.


8 hours ago, AC/DeeC said:

We will not just beat them, we will murder the filth on Queens birthday 2022.

I just feel it in my bones.

We are a club with values and principles with their backs against the wall. We are a club prepared to sanction and suspend those who step outside those principles.  

We have been blasted 24-7 since Sunday in the press for all the wrong reasons, when there is so much going right.

So many supporters, members, players, coaches, and admin staff and everyone else who loves our club will be bleeding red and blue right now. Angry as [censored]. Channelling this anger and applying it to playing football will be the secret weapon.

Against a club whose questionable values and principles failed to suspend a player for a not so dissimilar transgression in another country. Against members of the public. The value differential between the two sides is stark. And this is key.

Time to make a stand Melbourne. Time to murder the filth.

Time to turn up and finally enjoy an old fashioned epoch-making Melbourne MCG slaughter of the filth of truly epic proportions.

Don't have tickets and want to witness the murder?

I have 2 tickets I bought 2 weeks ago that I no longer need, as I've accepted an invitation to the murder from the hallowed seats of the MCC for only the 2nd time in my life.

The 2 adjacent tickets are on the 2nd row, 4th level, Olympic stand, next to the MCC on the wing.

I'd hate them to go to waste. They cost me $53. I'm happy to give them away for free to a Demonlander so that they can also witness the murder with their own eyes.  

1st Demonlander to PM me will get the tickets.

Go Dees!

 

 

 

Thanks for this post acdeec.

A wonderful read to start the weekend. 

Your'e probbaly on the money too!

1 hour ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Collingwood should win.

Agreed.

People need to get their heads around the fact that it's not 2021 anymore.

Apparently our defensive pressure which was the hall mark of last year has gone from elite to mid table or worse. 

Edited by Bring-Back-Powell

I think we are a club now that wants to make statements in September, not mid-June.  As long as we make no compromises to that long term goal, then sure, a win would be nice.  As dissappointing the May event is, and as annoying it is to be under the media spotlight for all the wrong reasons at the moment, at the end it is nothing but fugazi.

I'm tipping Viney to give De Goey some 'forcible touching' of his own

Ha, I just googled forcible touching as I wasn't sure I spelt it right and De Goey appears in the images when you search it!  


I have a feeling this will be a flogging one way or another.

Will the dees be the flogger or the floggee ?????

A link in the chain is broken, trust has been broken, culture has been broken, not a quick fix.

Its about time we flogged someone.

The goings on this week have left me cranky.

Once more, unto the breach dear friends.....

 

I'll believe it when i see it

I see a lot of the doom and gloom purveyors have shown themselves.


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