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NON-MFC: Round 5, 2022

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A few thoughts re the filth.

Adams is a genuine B grader. Is he their captain?

Grundy ... paid massive overs. Good player, but doubt that he's an A grader.

Mihocek ... good ordinary player.

Brown ... lol

Daicos x 2 ... nice players, but neither is or probably ever will be physically imposing

De Goey ... yeah, yeah ... an A grader, but a total @#$

Madgan ... good ordinary player 

Maynard .... see Madgan

Moore .. absolute A grader, but injury prone

Sidebottom ... like the boxer who has gone a few too many fights

Pendlebury ... approaching Sidebottom status

Cox .... lol  ... should be the star of his own sitcom

Noble .... C grader

Frost .. apparently he's ok, but not an A grader

Cameron ... B- or C+

Lipinski ... C grader

Hoskin-Elliott - see Lipinski

Overall, not a great future with their current list

 

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    4 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

    A few thoughts re the filth.

    Adams is a genuine B grader. Is he their captain?

    Grundy ... paid massive overs. Good player, but doubt that he's an A grader.

    Mihocek ... good ordinary player.

    Brown ... lol

    Daicos x 2 ... nice players, but neither is or probably ever will be physically imposing

    De Goey ... yeah, yeah ... an A grader, but a total @#$

    Madgan ... good ordinary player 

    Maynard .... see Madgan

    Moore .. absolute A grader, but injury prone

    Sidebottom ... like the boxer who has gone a few too many fights

    Pendlebury ... approaching Sidebottom status

    Cox .... lol  ... should be the star of his own sitcom

    Noble .... C grader

    Frost .. apparently he's ok, but not an A grader

    Cameron ... B- or C+

    Lipinski ... C grader

    Hoskin-Elliott - see Lipinski

    Overall, not a great future with their current list

     

    Let's not speak too soon, they beat us last year...

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    Does Dermott watch football or just waffle on. 
     

    He just said Max King needs to be a match winner to take the next step “kick 3 in a quarter when the game is on the line”

     

    He just did against Freo and Richmond. 

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    5 hours ago, Winners at last said:

    A few thoughts re the filth.

    Adams is a genuine B grader. Is he their captain?

    Grundy ... paid massive overs. Good player, but doubt that he's an A grader.

    Mihocek ... good ordinary player.

    Brown ... lol

    Daicos x 2 ... nice players, but neither is or probably ever will be physically imposing

    De Goey ... yeah, yeah ... an A grader, but a total @#$

    Madgan ... good ordinary player 

    Maynard .... see Madgan

    Moore .. absolute A grader, but injury prone

    Sidebottom ... like the boxer who has gone a few too many fights

    Pendlebury ... approaching Sidebottom status

    Cox .... lol  ... should be the star of his own sitcom

    Noble .... C grader

    Frost .. apparently he's ok, but not an A grader

    Cameron ... B- or C+

    Lipinski ... C grader

    Hoskin-Elliott - see Lipinski

    Overall, not a great future with their current list

     

    Ginnivan - Light work.

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    Scoreboard level pegging nearing Qtr time.  3.1.19 apiece.

    Go Suns!!

     

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    The way he’s going so far this year Touk miller will win another AA jacket.

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    1 hour ago, Deestroy All said:

    Does Dermott watch football or just waffle on. 

    Hard to do, when all he does is watch himself in the mirror.

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    Saints still have too many players who struggle with basic skills. 

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    7 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Saints still have too many players who struggle with basic skills. 

    That’s expected when you have a dip at taking the game on. They will get better with this. Jack Steele demands his players implement the coaches game plan. Hell of a captain 

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    11 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    He’s better than Petracca?

    Better than McCartin

    heeney would have gone 1 in a standard draft imo

    and Sydney should have had a pick 16 player

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    Crows are building well. Got some hardness

    no easy beats

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    5 hours ago, Deestroy All said:

    Does Dermott watch football or just waffle on. 
     

    He just said Max King needs to be a match winner to take the next step “kick 3 in a quarter when the game is on the line”

     

    He just did against Freo and Richmond. 

    Crows/Tigers looks better at the moment :) 

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    Well today it will be interesting to see what the crowds are with both Carlton and Essendon playing interstate teams on easter sunday.

    Just hoping freo can get up. 

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    The worst thing about watching Carlton and Power is the commentary from that Russell. He is by far the worst commentator I have listened to.

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    Ken. 
     

    Go Away Pirates GIF by Narcissistic Abuse Rehab

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    Carlton instructed by someone to go for your free kicks in my absence, you'll  get them..

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    48 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Well today it will be interesting to see what the crowds are with both Carlton and Essendon playing interstate teams on easter sunday.

    Just hoping freo can get up. 

    Strange fixturing this weekend IMO.
    Most Vic teams playing interstate clubs.
    You'd think the AFL would want to make it a big easter football bonanza if they could.

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