Dwayne's Most Watchable in 2022

[In Harmes Way 7,783]

Criteria:

Pick someone from Collingwood, Essendon. Richmond and Carlton. Big 4 clubs appeased and will keep audiences up.

Then better pick someone from the premiers & runners up or I’ll look stupid.

Round out the 10 with interstate sides for national click bait.

Done.

[Supermercado 2,797]

Dwayne hardly the best judge, he'd go off like a pork chop for Clayton Hinkley.

[Ethan Tremblay 30,861]

Odd list, odder guy. 

[hells bells 2,023]

I listen to a fair bit of SEN but it’s always turned off from 12 till 3pm.  

[Old Bear 388]

9 minutes ago, hells bells said:

I listen to a fair bit of SEN but it’s always turned off from 12 till 3pm.  

Wouldn’t know how to find SEN

but I’m old

[radar 1,865]

2 hours ago, monoccular said:

Derwaynne - I would watch Kozzie, Tracy, Clarrie, Max and Jacko before most of those.   (Maybe I am a bit biased) 🙄

It’s a team game - I like watching the half per centers  and centre square breakaways. 
Let Wines have his Brownlow. 

Edited October 4, 2021 by radar

[mauriesy 7,296]

He's allowed to have his opinion of who he likes watching. And, of course, you can all disagree and make your own lists.

Even though we've just won a premiership, MFCSS keeps popping out of the woodwork in all the usual manifestations.

[Wrecker46 2,982]

4 hours ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Apparently being voted the best player in a GF and producing on the biggest stage of all isn't very watchable these days 😥.

Neither is winning the coaches votes for the season, getting 33 possessions, 10 tackles , shutting down Bont and a nail in the coffin goal in a GF. Voted the most selfless player by your teammates in a trend other clubs are trying to follow.

Or a giant who is All Australian captain, kicked a goal after the siren to see his team win minor premiers and kick 5 goals in a preliminary final from anywhere he got it within 60m.

[Fanatique Demon 2,646]

6 hours ago, Cheesy D. Pun said:

If Stephen Milne still played, he'd be a shoe in.

Agree. (Except that it’s a shoo-in. As in ‘‘shoo… shoo… get in there’’)

Sorry, i couldn’t help myself. I see this all the time and it drives me crazy.

[Nasher 33,616]

9 hours ago, Supermercado said:

Dwayne hardly the best judge, he'd go off like a pork chop for Clayton Hinkley.

Now that’s an oddly specific, obscure reference. If I remember correctly, a certain loud Demonland member, who is still around but mostly posts on BigFooty, was a massive Clayton Hinkley fan. 

Edit: actually I might be thinking of Clayton Collard. So many of these Clayton’s Claytons from the mid 2000s that were supposed to be good but weren’t. Thanks goodness we got the real one.

[picket fence 17,169]

11 hours ago, Swooper1987 said:

My top 10 most watchable:

1. Kozzy Pickett - magic happens!

2. Isaac Heeney - if he's injury free he'll be nearly the best player in the comp.

3. Liam Ryan - pace, leap, execution!

4. Charlie Cameron - the next Betts.

5. Harry McKay - reckon he's in for a 70 plus season.

6. Christian Petracca - who wouldn't want to see more of Norm?

7. Dustin Martin - legend of the game.

8. Shai Bolton - always exciting. Can mess it up but won't die wondering.

9. Toby Greene - mainly just enjoy watching him self-destruct.

10. Scott Pendlebury - my favourite non-demon

You would rather watch Pendlebury then Oliver???

As Darth Vader would say..... "I find your lack of faith dusturbing"!

[picket fence 17,169]

9 hours ago, hells bells said:

I listen to a fair bit of SEN but it’s always turned off from 12 till 3pm.  

Chris from Camberwell knows more than Dwayne!! There... I have said it🤔

Edited October 4, 2021 by picket fence

[Supermercado 2,797]

1 hour ago, Nasher said:

Now that’s an oddly specific, obscure reference. If I remember correctly, a certain loud Demonland member, who is still around but mostly posts on BigFooty, was a massive Clayton Hinkley fan. 

Edit: actually I might be thinking of Clayton Collard. So many of these Clayton’s Claytons from the mid 2000s that were supposed to be good but weren’t. Thanks goodness we got the real one.

Second place Tim Ruffles, the least popular AFL player named after a chip.

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,755]

6 minutes ago, Supermercado said:

Second place Tim Ruffles, the least popular AFL player named after a chip.

Bold statement, given the number of Smiths that have played the game.

[Supermercado 2,797]

5 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Bold statement, given the number of Smiths that have played the game.

There was also a Pringle, so you've got plenty of variety to choose from.

[Queanbeyan Demon 6,848]

QD's objective list:

1. Trak
2. Kossie
3. Oliver
4. Jacko
5. Viney
6. BBB
7. Langers
8. Gus
9. Maxy
10. Majak

[In Harmes Way 7,783]

26 minutes ago, Supermercado said:

There was also a Pringle, so you've got plenty of variety to choose from.

As well as the Frawleys

[Demonstone 22,526]

What about Samboy Weideman?

[Delusional demon 82 1,197]

Nice list deerrrwaynnee!!!!

[Ethan Tremblay 30,861]

41 minutes ago, Supermercado said:

There was also a Pringle, so you've got plenty of variety to choose from.

Thomas BBQshape actually wasn’t half bad. 

[Cheesy D. Pun 1,765]

6 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Agree. (Except that it’s a shoo-in. As in ‘‘shoo… shoo… get in there’’)

Sorry, i couldn’t help myself. I see this all the time and it drives me crazy.

No need to apologise. I learned a thing.

[dimmy 1,307]

13 hours ago, 1964_2 said:

My list (excluding Melb players due to bias:- koz, Trac, Oliver, Jacko, Gawn, Fritsch, Salem would all feature)

 

1.  Bont              (Class & match winner)

2.  Liam Ryan    (Excitement, weekly hangers)

3.  Dusty             (Don’t argue)

4.  Nic Nat          (Freakish ruck-taps)

5.  Josh Kelly      (Skill + ability to hit a target)

6.  Buddy       (The strut, and bombs from 60m) 

7.  C. Cameron   (Speed, stupid celebrations) 

8.  Robbie Gray    (Class/skill/match-winner)

9.   Danger       (Explosiveness)

10. Greene      (Mad, head explosions) 

 

 

Agrre with nearly all of these, except for Danger (not exciting to see a bloke trying to kick it to himself) & Greene ( I want to watch footy not a sideshow, however I will admit he can play. What about Touk Miller ?

[DeeZee 7,396]

Dwayne Russell has two brains.

Ones lost and the ones out looking for it.

[1964_2 2,357]

1 hour ago, dimmy said:

Agrre with nearly all of these, except for Danger (not exciting to see a bloke trying to kick it to himself) & Greene ( I want to watch footy not a sideshow, however I will admit he can play. What about Touk Miller ?

Good call:-  I forgot about Touk. Happy to sub him in for Danger. 

agree re Greene:-  the commentators obsession with him can be hard to watch also. Maybe sub old mate Jesse Hogan in for Greene? 
 

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

16 hours ago, Deestroy All said:

De Goey and Stringer, if you ordered Petracca off Wish. 
 

I swear they are the same person.