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2 hours ago, The Swimming Dee said:

JV is the player in the league that I would least want to play on…it’s life and death for him…an absolute animal

Viney is like Steve Waugh. If he was on your team you'd absolutely love him, and if he was on the opposing team, you'd hate his guts like nothing else.

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6 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Sometime in the third quarter I suddenly started calling Charlie Spargo 'Banksy' and I like so I'm going to keep doing it.

Nobody knows who he is and he keeps producing little works of art in unexpected places.

he is also part of a massive attack

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Most amazing day of my life. Celebrated hard, Demonfolk. @AmsterdamDeesFan and I took to the canals of Amsterdam and made sure everyone could get familiar with the lyrics of the song in prep for the Granny in two weeks. Need fifteen hours of sleep before I watch the replay for the third time. One more win!

Go you beautiful, magnificent Demons

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Posted
13 hours ago, DubDee said:

[censored] off Cats. Don’t cheapen our win by saying you had the sniffles. Once you step out on the pitch you are fit to play

whinging pusssies

Whats been their excuse for all the other prelim and finals losses over the past 10 years?

They've consistently failed for a long period of time. Their list and game plan aren't up to it. I hope they continue to make excuses for themselves because as long as they do they won't address the real issues and will continue to fail.

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if its true that the cats had a virus rip through their team during a pandemic, WTF were they doing playing?! i hope that MFC are given special consideration if any of our players get sick as a result of GFC playing infected players.. whether its COVID or the flu, is irrelevant.. players shouldn't play with anything viral anymore..

 

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18 hours ago, Cyclops said:

 

16 hours ago, DeezNuts said:

Dare I say it, but what was with the grease on Hawkins and Selwoods shoulders…?!!! 
 

they even try to cheat with LUBE…

It seems have got onto Henderson’s hands, and others. 

12 hours ago, frankie_d said:

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/geelong-fringe-players-set-to-explore-options-20210911-p58qst.html?btis

 

Hard to not see this in an MFCSS light. The win was just fascistic, but if the cats were crook …

“Gary Rohan will remain at the club in 2022, while Josh Jenkins is set to finish up.”

I guess just in case they make finals again? 🙄
 


 

 

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Posted

Any Perth DLers who were there on Fri night know what song they played straight after the Melbourne song? I really want to know but can’t quite hear it on the coverage. Has a nice beat :)

Posted
14 minutes ago, layzie said:

Any Perth DLers who were there on Fri night know what song they played straight after the Melbourne song? I really want to know but can’t quite hear it on the coverage. Has a nice beat :)

Sorry mate but I wasn’t focused on that. 😂

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Posted
19 hours ago, Mickey said:

Just because they were sh!++!ng themselves before the game doesn’t mean they had a virus.

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Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, frankie_d said:

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/geelong-fringe-players-set-to-explore-options-20210911-p58qst.html?btis

 

Hard to not see this in an MFCSS light. The win was just fascistic, but if the cats were crook …

Never really a fan of the show...but this seems appropriate:

(it's not their fault)

 

Edited by TRIGON
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2 hours ago, monoccular said:

It seems have got onto Henderson’s hands, and others. 

“Gary Rohan will remain at the club in 2022, while Josh Jenkins is set to finish up.”

I guess just in case they make finals again? 🙄
 


 

 

Jenkins  performed as well as Rohan in the Prelim, why wouldn’t they give him another year?

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Posted

Just wondering if someone who catered for the cats could have laced their Whiskas with Ratsak? The New Zealand Rugby team were nobbled before the final of the 1995 World Cup. 

Posted
21 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

Just wondering if someone who catered for the cats could have laced their Whiskas with Ratsak? The New Zealand Rugby team were nobbled before the final of the 1995 World Cup. 

Or so they claimed. Couldn't face getting beaten and was that the game they had already organised the parade for when they won the cup. Arrogant doesn't even come close.

Posted
4 hours ago, layzie said:

Any Perth DLers who were there on Fri night know what song they played straight after the Melbourne song? I really want to know but can’t quite hear it on the coverage. Has a nice beat :)

I did hear Wide Open Road by the Triffids at some point, although i am not sure it was straight after the Melbourne song.

Posted
17 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

he is also part of a massive attack

Idk about Charlie but Banksy definitely is! Speaking of Massive Attack and being that it’s the 20th anniversary of 9/11, immediately after the attack in 2001, Massive Attack temporarily changed their name to Massive. This was out of respect and just another reason to love them. 

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16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Idk about Charlie but Banksy definitely is! Speaking of Massive Attack and being that it’s the 20th anniversary of 9/11, immediately after the attack in 2001, Massive Attack temporarily changed their name to Massive. This was out of respect and just another reason to love them. 

yep

where robert del naja goes, banksy artwork appears

Posted
7 hours ago, Rocky said:

if its true that the cats had a virus rip through their team during a pandemic, WTF were they doing playing?! i hope that MFC are given special consideration if any of our players get sick as a result of GFC playing infected players.. whether its COVID or the flu, is irrelevant.. players shouldn't play with anything viral anymore..

 

They would have had to get a clearance from the AFL to play and there is no way if the AFL thought any of them were even slightly contagious with anything that they would have let those players play. If they had fevers as reported, once the fever break you are likely to not be contagious. 

I highly doubt any of them were so sick that they couldn’t play. Geelong didn’t make any late changes on game day and they were drinking beer the next day at the pub. Couldn’t have been that sick. 

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7 hours ago, layzie said:

Any Perth DLers who were there on Fri night know what song they played straight after the Melbourne song? I really want to know but can’t quite hear it on the coverage. Has a nice beat :)

Yes mate. Can confirm:

 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Fat Tony said:

When’s the podcast this week? I’m going to need to hear Binman’s overconfidence to calm the nerves. 

Andy: goooooooood evening demonlanders, the demons beat geelong by 83 points but with the dogs thrashing Port Adelaide in the other game my MFCSS is worse than ever and I can’t help but think this is just setting us up for the greatest of disappointments, losing the grand final in a repeat of 1954.

George: If beating the cats three times in one season hasn’t cured your MFCSS yet nothing will.

binman: Don’t worry Andy, we’ll smash em, absolutely smash em.

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Posted
21 hours ago, frankie_d said:

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/geelong-fringe-players-set-to-explore-options-20210911-p58qst.html?btis

 

Hard to not see this in an MFCSS light. The win was just fascistic, but if the cats were crook …

I disagree. The opposite is true.

Will the cats use this as an excuse to continue the same trodden path and not make necessary changes to their list and style - if they can. Its possible they will and "  gee , we could beaten those Dees if only we hadn't had a crook oyster from the buffet...."

 

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