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4 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

I got 4 hours sleep. And I feel friggin terrific!

 

(still might be [censored] tho 😁)

I got similar but who was it that said something about not mixing your drinks... 🥴

 
8 hours ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Yep and the absolute worst hair, hands down.

I did a zoom session with the lads watching the game, I’m bald and I said to them “if I could have hair and I was told you have two choices Meyers or Fyfe hair cut which one would you choose… baldness for life”. 

6 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

And a few more to come this year!

 
32 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Massively hung... Wtf happened? 

We're all feeling massively hung after that dominant performance. Even the girls!

6 hours ago, Demonland said:

Put your walking sticks out for Isaac Smith who could have been playing in a Granny in two weeks  

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Wouldn’t get a game. Who would you drop for him?


8 hours ago, CYB said:

I just hate Geelong more than any other club and am so stoked we smashed em in a PF. 
 

How would you feel spending three 1st rounders on Cameron. Suffer in your jocks!

They’re in for such a big fall from grace, the age of their “best” players last night… lol!!! I hope that bag of [censored] you’re eating tastes good this morning Dangerfield!

 

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Just blo-ody brilliant!

Can’t wait for the GF!

Every player their role.

Max awesome.

Trac, Viney & Oliver terrific.

I thought maybe a little early for Sparrow and Bowery but they were great.

To absolutely pants Geelong just tops it off!

Goodwin, the FD, recruitment and whole club have built something we will enjoy for years!

One more win in 2021 to start a dynasty!!!!

 

186 atoned!

On nearly the biggest stage possible!  

Awesome!


This reminds me of the old joke. What's better than beating Geelong by a point? Beating them by ten goals!!

 

 

(I know ... I know ...)

I’ve seen enough vomit gifs over the last few days to last me a lifetime. Sit back with your cuppa this morning and soak it all in everyone. 
Max broke their spirits in R23 and last night was one of the best individual finals performances I have ever seen by a captain. He kicked one less goal than Geelong. 

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As promised, I am shockingly hungover

Wow Maxxy, just wow


8 hours ago, monoccular said:

Which captain showed better leadership tonight?? 😄

Stil not 100% sure - IF Dogs win then they will be the beneficiaries.

Those AA selectors sure showed up the AFL players on how you pick a captain.

Geelong always do Mad Monday really well.

The theme this year was looking like Woodstock with the long hair/headband.

I'm told it's been changed to Jonestown.

Free Drinks!

38 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

I got 4 hours sleep. And I feel friggin terrific!

 

(still might be [censored] tho 😁)

Same here. I don’t think I’ll drive today though 😉


Has anyone noticed that Clarry's mind works faster than his mouth, and he occasionally finds it hard to get the words out during an interview?

Explains why he's so much faster to react within the contest. His mind is a step ahead of everyone else's. Maestro.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

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That’s brilliant! Exactly how I feel… but my lounge has empty cans everywhere 


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