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1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

Did not see that coming

Tx Max

Jack v

Salem

Gus

Trac

Oliver

Bbb

Harmes

Lever

To name a few.

Love this club.

Could see it a mile off, I have been saying for ages that the grandpa's can't go with your young  fast team.

 

I’m really struggling to know what to say. 43 years of loving this club, and they get into this position, and play so well, and my mind is literally struggling to comprehend it.

It’s like having a pet dog that you’ve always loved and one day it just stands up, starts talking, and then makes you a rock solid negroni. You can see it happening, but you still don’t understand it. 

 
1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

Did Chris Scott do a presser?

Ch 7 are saying it is coming up during their armchair experts show.


A proud demon tonight. enjoy the next 2 weeks as much as we can. Hopefully a dynasty is coming and we can all celebrate together at the MCG.

Gawn. Legend . All the boys well done. 

4 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Did Chris Scott do a presser?

On Foxtel now

 

Logged on to Demonland about 40 minutes ago and and I swear I've been staring at my computer screen during that time in total disbelief, unable to type even the slightest semblance of a sentence as I'm simply at a total loss of where to even start after what we've all just witnessed. Never in my wildest dreams (and boy have there have been some wild ones), could I have imagined what transpired tonight. 

If Maxy wasn't already immortalised in Demon folklore with his goal after the siren to give Melbourne the minor premiership, he is a certainty now after single handily ripping the heart out of Geelong during that third quarter. 

No one, NO ONE, played poorly tonight. This was perfection personifed.

Magnifique...

Edited by Demon Jack


Sorry for questioning your selection Bowey you little ranga ba stard! ❤ 

This is surreal.

Petty's game was incredible.

Tommy Sparrow has come from the clouds!

Spargo, ANB and Kozzie ran them ragged.

Brayshaw courageous.

BBB four brilliant contested marks.

Tag Clarry and Petracca and Viney get you.

That 60 metre goal on the run from Gawn!

Salem 720 metres gained!

Decent commentary, especially Jason Bennett.

Excellent umpiring.

 


I need to have a serious chat to Mark McGowen. 
Can my Covid free hamstring be let across the border to donate to Steven May?

The hammy is fresh. I’ve been sitting on the couch for 220 days. 

Any news from "Down at Moorabool St"? I am on a high and buzzing and don't want to go to bed yet.

Chris Scott “I gotta get on the bus. I’ll keep my answers short”… yeah mate you gotta get on the bus to the retirement village. The pudding is waiting. 


14 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Did Chris Scott do a presser?

On fox footy now. He’s actually been fine. Started before questions by paying respect to us and our dominance tonight and all year.

13 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Did Chris Scott do a presser?

He said ill answer your questions as quickly as i can because the boys are waiting on the bus...

Geelong should have played Dan Andrews in their starting 22 tonight. He's the only one that can shut down Melbourne.

 
13 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Did Chris Scott do a presser?

He is doing it now on Fox / Kayo - having difficulty in holding it together. Difficult to look at the camera. Looks absolutely shattered

Scott spoke really well. Acknowledged how good Dees are. Let hope we can emulate the Cats success.


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