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My 3 word player analysis V Geelong

joeboy
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Gawn - deserved the honour

Oliver - sealed the Brownlow

Salem - was surprisingly fumbly

Viney - tried but lacking 

Petracca - not as dominant 

May - met his match

Harmes - prolific and aggressive 

Brayshaw - important last quarter

Pickett - had mercurial moments 

Lever - outstanding last quarter

Sparrow - some important touches

Langdon - impressive first half

Neal-Bullen - couldn’t get involved 

Spargo - played his part

Brown - always provided target

Fritsch - noticed by absence 

Rivers - was rarely sighted

Bowey - performance defied inexperience 

Smith - hard to define

Petty - was rarely sighted

Jackson - season worst performance 

McDonald - was embarrassingly ineffective 

 

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    With the doggies losing their last few matches and us winning 

    dies that mean Bonts does not get votes in the Brownlow and Oliver does. And there fire he wins it ?

    and jackson the rising star

    petracca the BOG in the granny

    and the Dees win the flag !

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    Pretty level headed summary under the circumstances. 
    Tmac clearly hampered 

     

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    joeboy - Not a clue.

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    12 minutes ago, Wells 11 said:

    Pretty level headed summary under the circumstances. 
    Tmac clearly hampered 

     

    Rubbish. @Graeme Yeats' Mullet has helped but a number of his summaries are just unbelievably negative after arguably this club's greatest ever win.

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    1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

    Viney was very good 

    Antipathy to Viney. On this site. Really really stupid. Proved'em wrong again. They never learn.

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    Three words:

    [censored] off Selwood

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    You're dropping off, dude.

    This is rubbish.

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    To our fitness coaches…! Well done!!! The most resilient team in the comp under what has been arguably the most difficult season in recent history…

    AND Oliver.. give that man the chaz now!

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    Would like to see this more

    OLIVER - GOD AMONGST MEN

     

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    9 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Viney - tried but lacking

    Obviously that’s ridiculous. 

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    9 hours ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    9 Tackles 

    35 Pressure Acts 

    17 Touches

    1 Goal

     

    Agree. I had Viney as our 5th best. Joeboy must be joking. Many many missed tackles v cats. Let’s not sugarcoat it … that 2nd qtr was pathetic.  Viney knows how to tackle and lock it in. Others were poor and enabled too many cats players to free up the footy.  Jack was back and deserved his place. 

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    6 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

    Agree. I had Viney as our 5th best. Joeboy must be joking. Many many missed tackles v cats. Let’s not sugarcoat it … that 2nd qtr was pathetic.  Viney knows how to tackle and lock it in. Others were poor and enabled too many cats players to free up the footy.  Jack was back and deserved his place. 

    Yup, viney played a great bulls game. 
     
    Best on ground for pressure acts, perhaps the 2 weeks off helped him get his body right for finals. Can’t wait for Viney to rip it apart next week. Heart and Soul player 

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    9 hours ago, Baghdad Bob said:

    Unbelievable summary Joeboy

     

    Find some joy. 

    Bob I am sure Joeboy is as happy as the rest of us, with a brilliant win, while still tinged with sadness, knowing we can’t attend  finals to support the boys.

    However, this is an evaluation of individual performance thread regularly done by Joeboy over the years. To do that properly you don’t just say everyone played well when then they didn’t.

    You can still enjoy a win, while noting who didn’t perform. I am certain the match committee will do exactly that. Do you disagree with any evaluation? That is probably a more relevant post than a swipe at Joeboy who is posting a clearly difficult type of thread that will have many critics.

    On another note, I gave them absolutely no hope at half time and I am still stunned. I am starting to believe, maybe this year. Enjoy the rest of the weekend.

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