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Sort out the forward line FFS

 
 

Got given a couple free tickets to this game from a family friend who’s an Essendon supporter. In the Middle of their reserved seating. They’re so feral ??


Gee they flood back...3 against 1 everytime.....

We can win this...just need that 3 goal run on

I'd take that 10 times out of 10 if If were an Essendon fan. We threw everything at them for 1 goal 5. Bombers up and about.

 
Just now, Better days ahead said:

Kozzies delivery poor tonight

Whole team delivery poor..add the coach too, we have no forward and it looks like it .

 

what’s with the handballs going higher in the air than distance traveled 

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wake the [censored] up melbourne 

Glad the break came when it did then. We need to reset with an understanding of how they are trying to play us. 

Got to work out our plan forward of the ball. Leading forwards and one deep is the go.


Viney looks off the pace tonight.  Would have Harmes in the middle (running pretty hot of late) and Viney up forward when not benched.  Only minor time in the middle pls in his first game or two back.

Please Melbourne don’t let this be the start of the end. We can’t keep losing to mediocre teams and expect to win premierships. 
Big mistake not playing a tall tonight. Perfect conditions so far. 

Bomners with numbers back every time.

Bb out I just dont get.

Has the club got the sooks with him?

We should be winning with our fwd entries but we aint.

We are relying on Spargo to mark inside fifty.

Sure we keep sides from high scoring but we cant score ourselves.

We kick an abysmal score against the pies and we drop sw and replace him with jack v.

The scoreboard doesn't reflect how dominant we were that quarter. We desperately need to start taking our chances and stop allowing Essendon to look capable of scoring when they get the ball in their forward line. This was a problem we had in 2019.


If only we had a full forward to kick to.

Thought our forward line was poor but then realized we don’t have one. 
 

poor effort 70% time in our forward line and we did nothing with it. poor kicking, poor marking. they are getting their running game going with a free man on the overlap and we are not covering. Need to all lift their game.

 

3 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Holding not paid anymore?

Not for us. HQ need the ladder compacted. Us winning does not result in that.


1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

Viney looks off the pace tonight.  Would have Harmes in the middle (running pretty hot of late) and Viney up forward when not benched.  Only minor time in the middle pls in his first game or two back.

Yes agree

8 minutes ago, maximum bob said:

An Oakridge Yarra Valley Pinot Grigio for me. As a starter. What follows will determine what unfolds.

 

Maybe heroin?

Just now, chook fowler said:

I’ve produced better forwards per rectum

ooh

 

shizen so far    Bummers look quicker   Brown should have played  forward line  looks weak  TV in mortal danger (as usual)

Love it kicking high to no tall forwards. Idiotic.  


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