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Mao said the “The East wind prevails over the West wind” or should it be the other way around?

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My first thought on seeing this, was "I hope his preferred side is Melbourne, who is making a play for him?". FMD please don't do that to me!!

Can we put the cameras on the other side of the ground and see what happens?

 

Melbourne of course?

16 minutes ago, Jontee said:

Can we put the cameras on the other side of the ground and see what happens?

the Quantum Kozzie?


Punt road end is to the left of screen. Koz knows what he's doing.

I've been confusing left to right all year. 

I could swear whoever is wearing 13 reminds me of an old 31. Just back to front.

I’ll watch every other quarter through the mirror on my ceiling then. 

The important stat would be to know at which end the cheer squad is? I would like to think he feeds off us as much as the Dees supporters feed off him!


24 minutes ago, illbarto said:

The important stat would be to know at which end the cheer squad is? I would like to think he feeds off us as much as the Dees supporters feed off him!

Needs a giant kossie head. With hair that gets bigger every week

2 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I'll definitely be turning my television upside down every second quarter.

You wil break the telly, 

just have a large mirror and watch the opposite view   You cannot use the one on the ceiling cos it gives the same perspective. East on the telly is still east on the ceiling but appears west on the opposite view. 

This is an amazing statistic !

3 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

Interesting analysis, but what does it really mean?

3 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

I think whoever put this stat together should do an in depth analysis of other small forwards so those who understand  
statistics and football can dissect and discuss this.

a bit like making sure you have enough bananas in the fruit bowl!


57 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Interesting analysis, but what does it really mean?

I think it means he has kicked 19 points out of 39 shots and so has kicked more goals than points.

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