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We're 33% efficiency i50

 

A [censored] U12 team

 

Floren just walking through traffic like it was under 16s there.  My gosh 

1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

So who's on Pap guys?  What a disaster at selection and so far on the day this has been

Smith is rubbish. Shouldve been lockhart

 

The best thing that can happen to this club is missing finals so we can stop being a joke and do something. 

this side is embarrassing. players, coaching staff.. you can all just [censored] off 

How many unmarked players inside 50???

 

We’re getting belted and we deserve every bit of it.


This looks like a training drill for Sydney 

3 minutes ago, Deesprate said:

Swans space galore Demons not a spare cm. Why? Coaching

Nup, on the players....[censored] disgrace.

Where the [censored] are our back zones? Too many swans swanning around getting easy shots

 


There's early leads and then there's the point where it's not a joke anymore. Well done guys, turned it up like the professionals that we are. 

How can we go from the Saints game, where our team defence and effort were excellent, so throwing this up against a vastly inferior football side?

I don't get it.  I really don't.

We arnt gonna just lose 4 points but at this rate our % is also [censored]


This is beyond pathetic. 

Playing duds into AFL winning form ...yet again.  Pathetic defence and terrible forward 50 pressure / competitiveness also.  This forward line is rooted.

Yeah we’re in massive trouble. Gawn literally stood and watched a player run past him then.

 

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