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4 on 3: pack mark. Every Port player has zero MFC players in the hole. Itโ€™s like theyโ€™re afraid to go anywhere near the contest!!!

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4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Brayshaw is playing on a wing on Karl Amon.

Amon 12 disposals, Brayshaw 3....

While we bring in Tom Sparrow to play in the center, Goodwin can get stuffed

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This is bullshyt


So at the opening bounce Viney is held off the ball to the point of being dragged to the ground.ย  Without a call, Sparrow comes in to try to get the ball Viney would have, is tackled and wrapped up and it's HTB to Port.ย  WTF are these Umpires doing?ย 

We look disinterested honestly.

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I N S I P I D

Game over, season over. Looks like a 10 goal defeat at this point.

Lever's exit was shocking. First, a sloppy kick, then another kick that goes straight to the advantage of a Port back.


This is an absolute mess. this cannot be tolerated from a team with basically full fitness, and good form, against a side that's been out of form.ย 

Defensively we aren't working even half as hard as we need to, we can't stick a tackle to save ourselves and we can't hit a target.ย 

all of our good players have gone missing besides Max.ย 

5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Iโ€™ll have what heโ€™s having.ย 

Laughing gas?

Just now, Demonland said:

Again we hit up a defender going forward.ย 

I cannot understand how Lever can do that.

That's not gameplan, that's just stupid football.ย  We were clearly leading on the flank and he kicked it in the opposite direction of where they were leading to.ย  So they had to stop, turn and not have enough time to make a contest.ย ย 

It's rubbish stuff from our players.ย  We can blame Goodwin all we like but that's all on the players there.

Just now, RalphiusMaximus said:

So at the opening bounce Viney is held off the ball to the point of being dragged to the ground.ย  Without a call, Sparrow comes in to try to get the ball Viney would have, is tackled and wrapped up and it's HTB to Port.ย  WTF are these Umpires doing?ย 

Why is Sparrow handballing that to Viney anyway, stupid play.ย 


1 minute ago, Pates said:

Tom McDonald not getting to the contests, seriously he is giving nothing right now.

Trade him for peanuts come years end.

Intensity meter just hit zero!ย 

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