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Gawn - the perfect game

Viney - back to best

Petracca - certainly amongst elite

Jetta - still looked vulnerableĀ 

May - composed and tough

McDonald - reliable when requiredĀ 

Salem - didn’t overdo it

Hibberd - continued his resurgenceĀ 

Melksham - was rarely sighted

Fritsch - classy and composed

Jackson - showed exciting potentialĀ 

Pickett - exciting and importantĀ 

Bennell - better every week

vandenBerg - tough and uncompromisingĀ 

Brayshaw - far from convincingĀ 

Oliver - was all class

Hannan - some important cameosĀ 

Weideman- has hopefully arrived

Harmes - great tagging role

Langdon - indefatigable and importantĀ 

Lockhart - just do basics

Lever - composure was vital

Edited by joeboy

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Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumbĀ footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent notĀ realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and importantĀ 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameosĀ 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

2 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumbĀ footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent notĀ realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and importantĀ 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameosĀ 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

You're a [censored]

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9 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumbĀ footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent notĀ realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and importantĀ 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameosĀ 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

what game were you watching ?


Tom Scully - contracted to 2021?

17 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumbĀ footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent notĀ realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and importantĀ 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameosĀ 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

This would have to be the worst 3-word playerĀ assessment I’ve seen in years of stalking this forum... SMH

13 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Brayshaw- back to form

Jetta - beat his opponent

Melksham - doesn’t do enough

AVB - can’t hit targets

Thought Brayshaw really struggled by foot, the other 3 agree.

Could Tmac replace MelkshamĀ 

19 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumbĀ footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent notĀ realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and importantĀ 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameosĀ 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

You must be joking... Our best win for years and you can players unmercifully! Astounding!

20 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumbĀ footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent notĀ realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and importantĀ 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameosĀ 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

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Little TommyĀ 

took a few short steps when Petracca had it.

26 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

McDonald - growing in statue

Thought he moved pretty well. Hardly stuck in the one spot on a plinth. ?

30 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumbĀ footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent notĀ realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and importantĀ 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameosĀ 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

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QD-Your a troll

8 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

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QD-Your a troll

Yep.Ā  Starting to believe he doesn't actually support the club.Ā  There are a few of those around these parts.

Good effort joeboy.Ā  Agree with others that I think Jetta played quite well, and kept Wingard pretty quiet, but the rest seems spot on.

32 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

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McDonald - growing in statue

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Rather early in his shortĀ career to think of a statue ..... and of course the ā€œprogressivesā€ think that statues are symbols of white male privilege so these modern iconoclasts would probably pull it down anyway. Ā 


26 minutes ago, Juk3b0x said:

This would have to be the worst 3-word playerĀ assessment I’ve seen in years of stalking this forum... SMH

Juk3b0x - great 37th post

8 minutes ago, binman said:

Juk3b0x - great 37th post

How the hell have you kept quiet that long? I'd describe myself as a voyeur and I couldn't help myself

15 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Yep.Ā  Starting to believe he doesn't actually support the club.Ā  There are a few of those around these parts.

Good effort joeboy.Ā  Agree with others that I think Jetta played quite well, and kept Wingard pretty quiet, but the rest seems spot on.

To be fair I'm in a Hawthorn Facebook group and it's fantastic trolling them...

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1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

McDonald - growing in statue

I had a chuckle here, reminded me of this..

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Edited by layzie

I thought Brayshaw was actually pretty good. His kicking was a bit off, but still a good game.

Also seriously impressed with OMac, I’ve been a big critic, like many others on here, but he’s put on good size over the preseason and looks quite reliable now.

I can’t think of anyone who had a poor game today, it was one of the most balanced team performances since the ā€˜18 finals series.Ā 


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