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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

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Gawn - the perfect game

Viney - back to best

Petracca - certainly amongst elite

Jetta - still looked vulnerable 

May - composed and tough

McDonald - reliable when required 

Salem - didn’t overdo it

Hibberd - continued his resurgence 

Melksham - was rarely sighted

Fritsch - classy and composed

Jackson - showed exciting potential 

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - better every week

vandenBerg - tough and uncompromising 

Brayshaw - far from convincing 

Oliver - was all class

Hannan - some important cameos 

Weideman- has hopefully arrived

Harmes - great tagging role

Langdon - indefatigable and important 

Lockhart - just do basics

Lever - composure was vital

Edited by joeboy

 
 

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

2 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

You're a [censored]

 
9 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

what game were you watching ?


Tom Scully - contracted to 2021?

17 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

This would have to be the worst 3-word player assessment I’ve seen in years of stalking this forum... SMH

13 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Brayshaw- back to form

Jetta - beat his opponent

Melksham - doesn’t do enough

AVB - can’t hit targets

Thought Brayshaw really struggled by foot, the other 3 agree.

Could Tmac replace Melksham 

19 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

You must be joking... Our best win for years and you can players unmercifully! Astounding!

20 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

 

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Little Tommy 

took a few short steps when Petracca had it.

26 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

McDonald - growing in statue

Thought he moved pretty well. Hardly stuck in the one spot on a plinth. ?

30 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

 

QD-Your a troll

8 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

 

QD-Your a troll

Yep.  Starting to believe he doesn't actually support the club.  There are a few of those around these parts.

Good effort joeboy.  Agree with others that I think Jetta played quite well, and kept Wingard pretty quiet, but the rest seems spot on.

32 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

 

McDonald - growing in statue

 

Rather early in his short career to think of a statue ..... and of course the “progressives” think that statues are symbols of white male privilege so these modern iconoclasts would probably pull it down anyway.  


26 minutes ago, Juk3b0x said:

This would have to be the worst 3-word player assessment I’ve seen in years of stalking this forum... SMH

Juk3b0x - great 37th post

8 minutes ago, binman said:

Juk3b0x - great 37th post

How the hell have you kept quiet that long? I'd describe myself as a voyeur and I couldn't help myself

15 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Yep.  Starting to believe he doesn't actually support the club.  There are a few of those around these parts.

Good effort joeboy.  Agree with others that I think Jetta played quite well, and kept Wingard pretty quiet, but the rest seems spot on.

To be fair I'm in a Hawthorn Facebook group and it's fantastic trolling them...

 
1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

McDonald - growing in statue

I had a chuckle here, reminded me of this..

 

Edited by layzie

I thought Brayshaw was actually pretty good. His kicking was a bit off, but still a good game.

Also seriously impressed with OMac, I’ve been a big critic, like many others on here, but he’s put on good size over the preseason and looks quite reliable now.

I can’t think of anyone who had a poor game today, it was one of the most balanced team performances since the ‘18 finals series. 


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